DIONYSUS Five-score Egyptians could not lift that weight.
AESCHYLUS No more of “line for line”; let him—himself, His children, wife, Cephisophon—get in, With all his books collected in his arms, Two lines of mine shall overweigh the lot.
DIONYSUS Both are my friends; I can’t decide between them: I don’t desire to be at odds with either: One is so clever, one delights me so.
PLUTO Then you’ll effect nothing for which you came?
DIONYSUS And how, if I decide?
PLUTO Then take the winner; So will your journey not be made in vain.
DIONYSUS Heaven bless your Highness! Listen, I came down After a poet.
EURIPIDES To what end?
DIONYSUS That so The city, saved, may keep her choral games.
DIONYSUS Now then, whichever of you two shall best Advise the city, he shall come with me. And first of Alcibiades, let each Say what he thinks; the city travails sore.
EURIPIDES What does she think herself about him?
DIONYSUS What? She loves, and hates, and longs to have him back. But give me your advice about the man.
EURIPIDES I loathe a townsman who is slow to aid, And swift to hurt, his town: who ways and means Finds for himself, but finds not for the state.
DIONYSUS Poseidon, but that’s smart! (To Aesch.) And what say you?
AESCHYLUS T’were best to rear no lion in the state:
AESCHYLUS But having reared, ’tis best to humour him.
DIONYSUS By Zeus the Saviour, still I can’t decide. One is so clever, and so clear the other. But once again. Let each in turn declare What plan of safety for the state ye’ve got.
EURIPIDES [First with Cinesias wing Cleocritus, Then zephyrs waft them o’er the watery plain.
DIONYSUS A funny sight, I own: but where’s the sense
EURIPIDES If, when the fleets engage, they holding cruets Should rain down vinegar in the foemen’s eyes,] I know, and I can tell you.
DIONYSUS Tell away.
EURIPIDES When things, mistrusted now, shall trusted be, And trusted things, mistrusted.
DIONYSUS How! I don’t Quite comprehend. Be clear, and not so clever.
EURIPIDES If we mistrust those citizens of ours Whom now we trust, and those employ whom now We don’t employ, the city will be saved. If on our present tack we fail, we surely