HERALD
Long-haired, half-starved, unwashed, Socratified, With scytales in their hands; but O the change! They are all bird-mad now, and imitate The birds, and joy to do whate’er birds do. Soon as they rise from bed at early dawn, They settle down on laws, as ye on lawns, And then they brood upon their leaves and leaflets, And feed their fill upon a crop of statutes. So undisguised their madness, that full oft The names of birds are fastened on to men. One limping tradesman now is known as “Partridge”; They dub Menippus “Swallow”; and Opuntius “Blind Raven”; Philocles is “Crested Lark,”
HERALD
Theagenes is nicknamed “Sheldrake” now; Lycurgus “Ibis”; Chaerephon the “Vampire”; And Syracosius “Jay”; whilst Meidias there Is called the “Quail”; aye and he’s like a quail Flipped on the head by some quail-filliper.
HERALD So fond they are of birds that all are singing Songs where a swallow figures in the verse, Or goose, or may-be widgeon, or ring-dove, Or wings, or even the scantiest shred of feather. So much from earth. And let me tell you this; More than ten thousand men will soon be here, All wanting wings and taloned modes of life. Somehow or other you must find them wings.
PEISTHETAERUS O then, by Zeus, no time for dallying now; Quick, run you in; collect the crates and baskets, And fill them all with wings; that done, let Manes Bring me them out; whilst I, remaining here, Receive the wingless travellers as they come.
CHORUS Very soon “fully-manned” will this City be called, If men in such numbers invade us.
PEISTHETAERUS So fortune continue to aid us.
CHORUS O, the love of my City the world has enthralled!
PEISTHETAERUS (To Manes.) Bring quicker the baskets they’re packing.
CHORUS For in what is it lacking That a man for his home can require?
CHORUS Here is Wisdom, and Wit, and each exquisite Grace, And here the unruffled, benevolent face Of Quiet, and loving Desire.
PEISTHETAERUS Why, what a lazy loon are you! Come, move a little faster, do.
CHORUS O see that he brings me a basket of wings. Rush out in a whirlwind of passion, And wallop him, after this fashion. For the rogue is as slow as a donkey to go.
PEISTHETAERUS No pluck has your Manes, ’tis true.
CHORUS But now ’tis for you The wings in due order to set; Both the musical wings, and the wings of the seers, And the wings of the sea, that as each one appears, The wings that he wants you can get.
PEISTHETAERUS O, by the kestrels, I can’t keep my hands From banging you, you lazy, crazy oaf.