Aristophanes · Lysistrata Λυσιστράτη

Aristophanes, Lysistrata 614–705: Parabasis: the two choruses quarrel

The old men strip for action, suspecting a plot to restore the tyranny, and the chorus of women answer with threats. The two choruses trade jibes about old age, tyrants and the women's right to take a share in the city's affairs, and the quarrel ends in a threat of blows.

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CHORUS OF MEN

614οὐκέτʼ ἔργον ἐγκαθεύδειν ὅστις ἔστʼ ἐλεύθερος, 615ἀλλʼ ἐπαποδυώμεθʼ ἄνδρες τουτῳὶ τῷ πράγματι. ἤδη γὰρ ὄζειν ταδὶ πλειόνων καὶ μειζόνων πραγμάτων μοι δοκεῖ, καὶ μάλιστʼ ὀσφραίνομαι τῆς Ἱππίου τυραννίδος· 620καὶ πάνυ δέδοικα μὴ τῶν Λακώνων τινὲς δεῦρο συνεληλυθότες ἄνδρες ἐς Κλεισθένους τὰς θεοῖς ἐχθρὰς γυναῖκας ἐξεπαίρωσιν δόλῳ καταλαβεῖν τὰ χρήμαθʼ ἡμῶν τόν τε μισθόν, 625ἔνθεν ἔζων ἐγώ. δεινὰ γάρ τοι τάσδε γʼ ἤδη τοὺς πολίτας νουθετεῖν, καὶ λαλεῖν γυναῖκας οὔσας ἀσπίδος χαλκῆς πέρι, καὶ διαλλάττειν πρὸς ἡμᾶς ἀνδράσιν Λακωνικοῖς, οἷσι πιστὸν οὐδὲν εἰ μή περ λύκῳ κεχηνότι. 630ἀλλὰ ταῦθʼ ὕφηναν ἡμῖν ἄνδρες ἐπὶ τυραννίδι. ἀλλʼ ἐμοῦ μὲν οὐ τυραννεύσουσʼ, ἐπεὶ φυλάξομαι καὶ φορήσω τὸ ξίφος τὸ λοιπὸν ἐν μύρτου κλαδί, ἀγοράσω τʼ ἐν τοῖς ὅπλοις ἑξῆς Ἀριστογείτονι, ὧδέ θʼ ἑστήξω παρʼ αὐτόν· †αὐτὸσ† γάρ μοι γίγνεται

This is not a time for slumber; now let all the bold and free, Strip to meet the great occasion, vindicate our rights with me. I can smell a deep, surprising Tide of Revolution rising, Odour as of folk devising Hippias’s tyranny. And I feel a dire misgiving, Lest some false Laconians, meeting in the house of Cleisthenes, Have inspired these wretched women all our wealth and pay to seize, Pay from whence I get my living. Gods! to hear these shallow wenches taking citizens to task, Prattling of a brassy buckler, jabbering of a martial casque! Gods! to think that they have ventured with Laconian men to deal, Men of just the faith and honour that a ravening wolf might feel! Plots they’re hatching, plots contriving, plots of rampant Tyranny; But o’er us they shan’t be Tyrants, no, for on my guard I’ll be, And I’ll dress my sword in myrtle, and with firm and dauntless hand, Here beside Aristogeiton resolutely take my stand, Marketing in arms beside him. This the time and this the place

Χορὸς γερόντων 635τῆς θεοῖς ἐχθρᾶς πατάξαι τῆσδε γραὸς τὴν γνάθον. Χορὸς Γυναικῶν οὐκ ἄρʼ εἰσιόντα σʼ οἴκαδʼ ἡ τεκοῦσα γνώσεται. ἀλλὰ θώμεσθʼ ὦ φίλαι γρᾶες ταδί πρῶτον χαμαί. ἡμεῖς γὰρ ὦ πάντες ἀστοὶ λόγων κατάρχομεν τῇ πόλει χρησίμων· 640εἰκότως, ἐπεὶ χλιδῶσαν ἀγλαῶς ἔθρεψέ με. ἑπτὰ μὲν ἔτη γεγῶσʼ εὐθὺς ἠρρηφόρουν· εἶτʼ ἀλετρὶς ἦ δεκέτις οὖσα τἀρχηγέτι· 645κᾆτʼ ἔχουσα τὸν κροκωτὸν ἄρκτος ἦ Βραυρωνίοις· κἀκανηφόρουν ποτʼ οὖσα παῖς καλὴ ʼχουσʼ ἰσχάδων ὁρμαθόν· ἆρα προὐφείλω τι χρηστὸν τῇ πόλει παραινέσαι; εἰ δʼ ἐγὼ γυνὴ πέφυκα, τοῦτο μὴ φθονεῖτέ μοι, 650ἢν ἀμείνω γʼ εἰσενέγκω τῶν παρόντων πραγμάτων. τοὐράνου γάρ μοι μέτεστι· καὶ γὰρ ἄνδρας ἐσφέρω, τοῖς δὲ δυστήνοις γέρουσιν οὐ μέτεσθʼ ὑμῖν, ἐπεὶ τὸν ἔρανον τὸν λεγόμενον παππῷον ἐκ τῶν Μηδικῶν

CHORUS OF MEN When my patriot arm must deal a—blow upon that woman’s face.

CHORUS OF WOMEN Ah, your mother shall not know you, impudent! when home you go. Strip, my sisters, strip for action, on the ground your garments throw. Right it is that I my slender Tribute to the state should render, I, who to her thoughtful tender care my happiest memories owe; Bore, at seven, the mystic casket; Was, at ten, our Lady’s miller; then the yellow Brauron bear; Next (a maiden tall and stately with a string of figs to wear) Bore in pomp the holy Basket. Well may such a gracious City all my filial duty claim. What though I was born a woman, comrades, count it not for blame If I bring the wiser counsels; I an equal share confer Towards the common stock of Athens, I contribute men to her. But the noble contribution, but the olden tribute-pay, Which your fathers’ fathers left you, relic of the Median fray,

Χορὸς Γυναικῶν 654εἶτʼ ἀναλώσαντες οὐκ ἀντεσφέρετε τὰς ἐσφοράς, 655ἀλλʼ ὑφʼ ὑμῶν διαλυθῆναι προσέτι κινδυνεύομεν. ἆρα γρυκτόν ἐστιν ὑμῖν; εἰ δὲ λυπήσεις τί με, τῷδέ γʼ ἀψήκτῳ πατάξω τῷ κοθόρνῳ τὴν γνάθον. Χορὸς γερόντων ταῦτʼ οὖν οὐχ ὕβρις τὰ πράγματʼ ἐστὶ 660πολλή; κἀπιδώσειν μοι δοκεῖ τὸ χρῆμα μᾶλλον. ἀλλʼ ἀμυντέον τὸ πρᾶγμʼ ὅστις γʼ ἐνόρχης ἔστʼ ἀνήρ. ἀλλὰ τὴν ἐξωμίδʼ ἐκδυώμεθʼ, ὡς τὸν ἄνδρα δεῖ ἀνδρὸς ὄζειν εὐθύς, ἀλλʼ οὐν ἐντεθριῶσθαι πρέπει. 665ἀλλʼ ἄγετε λευκόποδες, οἵπερ επὶ Λείψύδριον ἤλθομεν ὅτʼ ἦμεν ἔτι, νῦν δεῖ νῦν ἀνηβῆσαι πάλιν κἀναπτερῶσαι 670πᾶν τὸ σῶμα κἀποσείσασθαι τὸ γῆρας τόδε. εἰ γὰρ ἐνδώσει τις ἡμῶν ταῖσδε κἂν σμικρὰν λαβήν, οὐδὲν ἐλλείψουσιν αὗται λιπαροῦς χειρουργίας, ἀλλὰ καὶ ναῦς τεκτανοῦνται, κἀπιχειρήσουσʼ ἔτι 675ναυμαχεῖν καὶ πλεῖν ἐφʼ ἡμἁς ὥσπε, Ἀρτεμισία. ἢν δʼ ἐφʼ ἱππικὴν τράπωνται, διαγράφω τοὺς ἱππέας.

CHORUS OF WOMEN Dotards, ye have lost and wasted! nothing in its stead ye bring. Nay ourselves ye’re like to ruin, spend and waste by blundering. Murmuring are ye? Let me hear you, only let me hear you speak, And from this unpolished slipper comes a—slap upon your cheek!

CHORUS OF MEN Is not this an outrage sore? And methinks it blows not o’er, But increases more and more. Come, my comrades, hale and hearty, on the ground your mantles throw, In the odour of their manhood men to meet the fight should go, Not in these ungodly wrappers swaddled up from top to toe. On, then on, my white-foot veterans, ye who thronged Leipsydrium’s height In the days when we were Men! Shake this chill old Age from off you, Spread the wings of youth again. O these women! give them once a handle howsoever small, And they’ll soon be nought behind us in the manliest feats of all. Yea, they’ll build them fleets and navies and they’ll come across the sea, Come like Carian Artemisia fighting in their ships with me. Or they’ll turn their first attention, haply, to equestrian fights,

Χορὸς γερόντων 677ἱππικώτατον γάρ ἐστι χρῆμα κἄποχον γυνή, κοὐκ ἂν ἀπολίσθοι τρέχοντος· τὰς δʼ Ἀμαζόνας σκόπει, ἃς Μίκων ἔγραψʼ ἐφʼ ἵππων μαχομένας τοῖς ἀνδράσιν. 680ἀλλὰ τούτων χρῆν ἁπασῶν ἐς τετρημένον ξύλον ἐγκαθαρμόσαι λαβόντας τουτονὶ τὸν αὐχένα. Χορὸς Γυναικῶν εἰ νὴ τὼ θεώ με ζωπυρήσεις, λύσω τὴν ἐμαυτῆς ὗν ἐγὼ δή, καὶ ποιήσω 685τήμερον τοὺς δημότας βωστρεῖν σʼ ἐγὼ πεκτούμενον. ἀλλὰ χἠμεῖς ὦ γυναῖκες θᾶττον ἐκδυώμεθα, ὡς ἂν ὄζωμεν γυναικῶν αὐτοδὰξ ὠργισμένων. νῦν πρὸς ἔμʼ ἴτω τις, ἵνα μή ποτε φάγῃ σκόροδα, μηδὲ 690κυάμους μέλανας. ὡς εἰ καὶ μόνον κακῶς ἐρεῖς, ὑπερχολῶ γάρ, 695αἰετὸν τίκτοντα κάνθαρός σε μαιεύσομαι. οὐ γὰρ ὑμῶν φροντίσαιμʼ ἄν, ἢν ἐμοὶ ζῇ Λαμπιτὼ ἥ τε Θηβαία φίλη παῖς εὐγενὴς Ἰσμηνία. οὐ γὰρ ἔσται δύναμις, οὐδʼ ἢν ἑπτάκις σὺ ψηφίσῃ, ὅστις ὦ δύστηνʼ ἀπήχθου πᾶσι καὶ τοῖς γείτοσιν.

CHORUS OF MEN If they do, I know the issue, there’s an end of all the knights! Well a woman sticks on horseback: look around you, see, behold, Where on Micon’s living frescoes fight the Amazons of old! Shall we let these wilful women, O my brothers, do the same? Rather first their necks we’ll rivet tightly in the pillory frame.

CHORUS OF WOMEN If our smouldering fires ye wake, Soon our wildbeast wrath will break Out against you, and we’ll make, Make you howl to all your neighbours, currycombed, poor soul, and tanned. Throw aside your mantles, sisters, come, a firm determined band, In the odour of your wrathful snappish womanhood to stand. Who’ll come forth and fight me? garlic, nevermore, nor beans for him. Nay, if one sour word ye say, I’ll be like the midwife beetle, Following till the eagle lay. Yea, for you and yours I reck not whilst my Lampito survives, And my noble, dear Ismenia, loveliest of the Theban wives. Keep decreeing seven times over, not a bit of good you’ll do, Wretch abhorred of all the people and of all our neighbours too.

CHORUS OF WOMEN

700ὥστε κἀχθὲς θἠκάτῃ ποιοῦσα παιγνίαν ἐγὼ τοῖσι παισὶ τὴν ἑταίραν ἐκάλεσʼ ἐκ τῶν γειτόνων, παῖδα χρηστὴν κἀγαπητὴν ἐκ Βοιωτῶν ἔγχελυν· οἱ δὲ πέμψειν οὐκ ἔφασκον διὰ τὰ σὰ ψηφίσματα. κοὐχὶ μὴ παύσησθε τῶν ψηφισμάτων τούτων, πρὶν ἂν 705τοῦ σκέλους ὑμᾶς λαβών τις ἐκτραχηλίσῃ φέρων.

So that when in Hecate’s honour yesterday I sent to get From our neighbours in Boeotia such a dainty darling pet, Just a lovely, graceful, slender, white-fleshed eel divinely tender, Thanks to your decrees, confound them, one and all refused to send her. And you’ll never stop from making these absurd decrees I know, Till I catch your leg and toss you—Zeus-ha’-mercy, there you go!

English translation by Benjamin Bickley Rogers (1924). Original text: Greek text: F. W. Hall and W. M. Geldart (eds.), Aristophanis Comoediae, Oxford Classical Texts, Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1906-1907, as digitised by Perseus. English: Benjamin Bickley Rogers, Aristophanes, vol. III, Loeb Classical Library, London: William Heinemann, and New York: G. P. Putnam's Sons, 1924.

Greek text and translation from the Perseus Digital Library, Tufts University, Greek: CC BY-SA 4.0 (Perseus Digital Library); translation public domain (Rogers). Introductions, summaries and notes © GreekMythology.com.