Aristophanes · Ecclesiazusae Ἐκκλησιάζουσαι

Aristophanes, Ecclesiazusae 877–975: Episode: the Old Woman and the Girl quarrel over the Youth

An old woman stands waiting for a lover, and a girl looks out to spoil her chance, so that the two trade jokes and insults. A youth arrives hoping to be alone with the girl, and the old woman answers that under the new law he must come to her first. The girl reappears at her window and the youth and the girl sing to each other.

Lines 877–975 · 872 words · click a number to copy its link
Γραῦς Α 877τί ποθʼ ἅνδρες οὐχ ἥκουσιν; ὥρα δʼ ἦν πάλαι· ἐγὼ δὲ καταπεπλασμένη ψιμυθίῳ ἕστηκα καὶ κροκωτὸν ἠμφιεσμένη 880ἀργός, μινυρομένη τι πρὸς ἐμαυτὴν μέλος, παίζουσα. πῶς ἂν περιλάβοιμʼ αὐτῶν τινὰ παριόντα; Μοῦσαι δεῦρʼ ἴτʼ ἐπὶ τοὐμὸν στόμα, μελύδριον εὑροῦσαί τι τῶν Ἰωνικῶν. Νεᾶνις νῦν μέν με παρακύψασα προὔφθης ὦ σαπρά. 885ᾤου δʼ ἐρήμας οὐ παρούσης ἐνθάδε ἐμοῦ τρυγήσειν καὶ προσάξεσθαί τινα ᾄδουσʼ· ἐγὼ δʼ ἢν τοῦτο δρᾷς ἀντᾴσομαι. κεἰ γὰρ διʼ ὄχλου τοῦτʼ ἐστὶ τοῖς θεωμένοις, ὅμως ἔχει τερπνόν τι καὶ κωμῳδικόν. Γραῦς Α 890τούτῳ διαλέγου κἀποχώρησον· σὺ δὲ φιλοττάριον αὐλητὰ τοὺς αὐλοὺς λαβὼν ἄξιον ἐμοῦ καὶ σοῦ προσαύλησον μέλος. εἴ τις ἀγαθὸν βούλεται παθεῖν τι, παρʼ ἐμοὶ χρὴ καθεύδειν.

HAG Why don’t the fellows come? The hour’s long past: And here I’m standing, ready, with my skin Plastered with paint, wearing my yellow gown, Humming an amorous ditty to myself, Trying, by wanton sportiveness, to catch Some passer-by. Come, Muses, to my lips, With some sweet soft Ionian roundelay.

GIRL This once then, Mother Mouldy, you’ve forestalled me, And peeped out first; thinking to steal my grapes, I absent; aye, and singing to attract A lover; sing then, and I’ll sing against you. For this, even though ’tis irksome to the audience, Has yet a pleasant and a comic flavour.

HAG Here, talk to this, and vanish: but do you, Dear honey piper, take the pipes and play A strain that’s worthy you, and worthy me, (singing) Whoever is fain love’s bliss to attain, Let him hasten to me, and be blest;

Γραῦς Α 895οὐ γὰρ ἐν νέαις τὸ σοφὸν ἔνεστιν ἀλλʼ ἐν ταῖς πεπείραις· οὐδέ τις στέργειν ἂν ἐθέλοι μᾶλλον ἢ ʼγὼ τὸν φίλον ᾧπερ ξυνείην, ἀλλʼ ἐφʼ ἕτερον ἂν πέτοιτο. Νεᾶνις 900μὴ φθόνει ταῖσιν νέαισι. τὸ τρυφερὸν γὰρ ἐμπέφυκε τοῖς ἁπαλοῖσι μηροῖς κἀπὶ τοῖς μήλοις ἐπανθεῖ· σὺ δʼ ὦ γραῦ, παραλέλεξαι κἀντέτριψαι, 905τῷ θανάτῳ μέλημα. Γραῦς Α ἐκπέσοι σου τὸ τρῆμα τό τʼ ἐπίκλιντρον ἀποβάλοιο βουλομένη σποδεῖσθαι, κἀπὶ τῆς κλίνης ὄφιν εὕροις 910καὶ προσελκύσαιο […] βουλομένη φιλῆσαι. Νεᾶνις αἰαῖ τί ποτε πείσομαι; οὐχ ἥκει μοὐταῖρος· μόνη δʼ αὐτοῦ λείπομʼ· ἡ γὰρ μοι μήτηρ ἄλλῃ 915βέβηκε· †καὶ τἄλλʼ οὐδὲν μετὰ ταῦτα δεῖ λέγειν†. ἀλλʼ ὦ μαῖʼ ἱκετεύομαι, κάλει τὸν Ὀρθαγόραν, ὅπως σαυτῆς κατόναιʼ, ἀντιβολῶ σε. Γραῦς Α ἤδη τὸν ἀπʼ Ἰωνίας τρόπον τάλαινα κνησιᾷς· […] […]

HAG For knowledge is sure with the ripe and mature, And not with the novice, to rest. Would she be as faithful and true to the end, And constant and loving as I? No: she would be flitting away from her friend, And off to another would fly, Would fly, would fly, would fly, And off to another would fly. GIRL (affettuosamente). O grudge not the young their enjoyment. For beauty the softest and best Is breathed o’er the limbs of a maiden, And blooms on the maidenly breast. You have tweezered your brows, and bedizened your face, And you look like a darling for—death to embrace HAG (con fuoco). I hope that the cords of your bedstead will rot, I hope that your tester will break, And O when you think that a lover you’ve got, I hope you will find him a snake, A snake, a snake, a snake, I hope you will find him a snake! GIRL (teneramente). O dear, what will become of me? Where can my lover be flown? Mother is out; she has gone and deserted me, Mother has left me alone. Nurse, nurse, pity and comfort me, Fetch me my lover, I pray; So may it always be happy and well with thee, O, I beseech thee, obey. HAG (fortissimo). These, these, are the tricks of the harlotry

Γραῦς Α 920bδοκεῖς δέ μοι καὶ λάβδα κατὰ τοὺς Λεσβίους. ἀλλʼ οὐκ ἄν ποθʼ ὑφαρπάσαιο τἀμὰ παίγνια· τὴν δʼ ἐμὴν ὥραν οὐκ ἀπολεῖς οὐδʼ ἀπολήψει. Νεᾶνις ᾆδʼ ὁπόσα βούλει καὶ παράκυφθʼ ὥσπερ γαλῆ· 925οὐδεὶς γὰρ ὡς σὲ πρότερον εἴσεισʼ ἀντʼ ἐμοῦ. Γραῦς Α οὔκουν ἐπʼ ἐκφοράν γε. Νεᾶνις καινόν γʼ ὦ σαπρά. Γραῦς Α οὐ δῆτα. Νεᾶνις τί γὰρ ἂν γραῒ καινά τις λέγοι; Γραῦς Α οὐ τοὐμὸν ὀδυνήσει σε γῆρας. Νεᾶνις ἀλλὰ τί; ἥγχουσα μᾶλλον καὶ τὸ σὸν ψιμύθιον; Γραῦς Α 930τί μοι διαλέγει; Νεᾶνις σὺ δὲ τί διακύπτεις; Γραῦς Α ἐγώ; ᾄδω πρὸς ἐμαυτὴν Ἐπιγένει τὠμῷ φίλῳ. Νεᾶνις σοὶ γὰρ φίλος τίς ἐστιν ἄλλος ἢ Γέρης; Γραῦς Α δείξει γε καὶ σοί. τάχα γὰρ εἶσιν ὡς ἐμέ. Νεᾶνις ὁδὶ γὰρ αὐτός ἐστιν. Γραῦς Α οὐ σοῦ γʼ ὦλεθρε 935δεόμενος οὐδέν. Νεᾶνις νὴ Δίʼ ὦ φθίνυλλα σὺ δείξει τάχʼ αὐτός, ὡς ἔγωγʼ ἀπέρχομαι. Γραῦς Α κἄγωγʼ, ἵνα γνῷς ὡς πολύ σου μεῖζον φρονῶ. Νεανίας εἴθʼ ἐξῆν παρὰ τῇ νέᾳ καθεύδειν, καὶ μὴ δʼει πρότερον διασποδῆσαι 940ἀνάσιμον ἢ πρεσβυτέραν· οὐ γὰρ ἀνασχετὸν τοῦτό γʼ ἐλευθέρῳ. Γραῦς Α οἰμώζων ἄρα νὴ Δία σποδήσεις.

HAG This, the Ionian itch! GIRL (con spirito). No! no! you shall never prevail with me, Mine are the charms that bewitch.

HAG Aye, aye, sing on: keep peeping, peering out Like a young cat. They’ll all come first to me.

GIRL What, to your funeral? A new joke, hey?

HAG No, very old.

GIRL Old jokes to an old crone.

HAG My age won’t trouble you.

GIRL No? Then what will? Your artificial red and white, perchance.

HAG Why talk to me?

GIRL Why peeping?

HAG I? I’m singing With bated breath to dear Epigenes.

GIRL I thought old Geres was your only dear.

HAG You’ll soon think otherwise: he’ll come to me. O here he is, himself.

GIRL Not wanting aught Of you, Old Plague.

HAG O yes, Miss Pineaway.

GIRL His acts will show. I’ll slip away unseen.

HAG And so will I. You’ll find I’m right, my beauty.

YOUTH O that I now might my darling woo! Nor first be doomed to the foul embrace Of an ancient hag with a loathsome face; To a free-born stripling a dire disgrace!

HAG That you never, my boy, can do!

Γραῦς Α 943οὐ γὰρ τἀπὶ Χαριξένης τάδʼ ἐστίν. κατὰ τὸν νόμον ταῦτα ποιεῖν 945ἔστι δίκαιον, εἰ δημοκρατούμεθα. ἀλλʼ εἶμι τηρήσουσʼ ὅ τι καὶ δράσει ποτέ. Νεανίας εἴθʼ ὦ θεοὶ λάβοιμι τὴν καλὴν μόνην, ἐφʼ ἣν πεπωκὼς ἔρχομαι πάλαι ποθῶν. Νεᾶνις ἐξηπάτησα τὸ κατάρατον γρᾴδιον· 950φρούδη γάρ ἐστιν οἰομένη μʼ ἔνδον μένειν. ἀλλʼ οὑτοσὶ γὰρ αὐτὸς οὗ ʼμεμνήμεθα. δεῦρο δὴ δεῦρο δή, φίλον ἐμόν, δεῦρό μοι πρόσελθε καὶ ξύνευνος τὴν εὐφρόνην ὅπως ἔσει. πάνυ γάρ τις ἔρως με δονεῖ 955τῶνδε τῶν σῶν βοστρύχων. ἄτοπος δʼ ἔγκειταί μοί τις πόθος, ὅς με διακναίσας ἔχει. μέθες, ἱκνοῦμαί σʼ Ἔρως, καὶ ποίησον τόνδʼ ἐς εὐνὴν τὴν ἐμὴν ἱκέσθαι. Νεανίας 960δεῦρο δὴ δεῦρο δή, καὶ σύ μοι καταδραμοῦσα τὴν θύραν ἄνοιξον τήνδʼ· εἰ δὲ μή, καταπεσὼν κείσομαι. φίλον, ἀλλʼ ἐν τῷ σῷ βούλομαι κόλπῳ πληκτίζεσθαι 965μετὰ τῆς σῆς πυγῆς.

HAG ’Tis not Charixena’s style to-day; Now the laws you must needs obey Under our democratical sway.

HAG I’ll run and watch what next you are going to do.

YOUTH O might I catch, dear gods, my fair alone, To whom I hasten, flushed with love and wine. GIRL (reappearing above). That vile old Hag, I nicely cozened her. She deems I’m safe within, and off she’s gone. But here’s the very lad of whom we spake. (Singing) This way, this way. Hither, my soul’s delight! O come to my arms, my love, my own, O come to my arms this night. Dearly I long for my love; My bosom is shaken and whirls, My heart is afire with a wild desire For my boy with the sunbright curls. Ah me, what means this strange unrest, This love which lacerates my breast? O God of Love, I cry to thee; Be pitiful, be merciful, And send my love to me. YOUTH (singing). Hither, O hither, my love, This way, this way. Run, run down from above, Open the wicket I pray: Else I shall swoon, I shall die! Dearly I long for thy charms, Longing and craving and yearning to lie In the bliss of thy snow-soft arms, O Cypris, why my bosom stir, Making me rage and rave for her?

Νεανίας 966Κύπρι τί μʼ ἐκμαίνεις ἐπὶ ταύτῃ; μέθες, ἱκνοῦμαί σʼ Ἔρως, καὶ ποίησον τήνδʼ ἐς εὐνὴν τὴν ἐμὴν ἱκέσθαι. Νεᾶνις καὶ ταῦτα μέντοι μετρίως πρὸς τὴν ἐμὴν ἀνάγκην 970εἰρημένʼ ἐστίν. σὺ δέ μοι, φίλτατον, ὢ ἱκετεύω, ἄνοιξον ἀσπάζου με· διά τοι σὲ πόνους ἔχω. Νεανίας ὦ χρυσοδαίδαλτον ἐμὸν μέλημα, Κύπριδος ἔρνος, μέλιττα Μούσης, Χαρίτων θρέμμα, Τρυφῆς πρόσωπον, ἄνοιξον ἀσπάζου με· 975διά τοι σὲ πόνους ἔχω.

YOUTH O God of Love, I cry to thee, Be pitiful, be merciful, And send my love to me. Enough, I trow, is said to show the straits I’m in, my lonely grieving. Too long I’ve made my serenade: descend, sweet heart, thy chamber leaving, Open, true welcome show, Sore pangs for thee I undergo. O Love, bedight with golden light, presentment fair of soft embraces, The Muses’ bee, of Love’s sweet tree the flower, the nursling of the Graces, Open, true welcome show, Sore pangs for thee I undergo.

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English translation by Benjamin Bickley Rogers (1924). Original text: Greek text: F. W. Hall and W. M. Geldart (eds.), Aristophanis Comoediae, Oxford Classical Texts, Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1906-1907, as digitised by Perseus. English: Benjamin Bickley Rogers, Aristophanes, vol. III, Loeb Classical Library, London: William Heinemann, and New York: G. P. Putnam's Sons, 1924.

Greek text and translation from the Perseus Digital Library, Tufts University, Greek: CC BY-SA 4.0 (Perseus Digital Library); translation public domain (Rogers). Introductions, summaries and notes © GreekMythology.com.