Snollygoster Picture

The snollygoster is a mythical creature that hails from my old stomping grounds, the great state of Maryland. Descriptions of the beast vary; I grew up believing that it was some sort of giant forest-dwelling quadreped that ate children and poultry, but one of my good friends tells me that it's a water dragon that lives in Chesapeaque Bay. Actually, for a long time I've envisioned the snollygoster as looking something like that weird purple thingy with the beak and the cockatoo crest that appears in the video game "Altered Beast." No idea why. But here's an entirely new take on the critter.

What I like: It's cute because it's fat.

What I don't like: Why the hell are the horns shaded but nothing else???? ARGH I suck
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