Bio: Aphrodite Picture

The goddess of beauty. Zeus forced her on me and to be completely honest she’s nothing past the looks, kind of mean once you get to know her. Regardless, I love her and I am a faithful husband and all. Besides, Zeus won’t LET me divorce her. She gets into scandalous relationships with Ares, though. I don’t know what she sees in him, but I’m fully aware Ares is only using her as a way of getting at me. Oh well, restraining her won’t solve the problem and she won’t love me for who I am. Hopefully, she’ll come around and see that inner beauty is just as good as outer, something she of all things should know.
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