UNI meet the forecast :: venus Picture

UNIVERSEity: Meet the Forecast, featuring... Venus!

Venus is a female Planet who can best be described as modest. Contrary to her mythological depiction as Aphrodite, she is not at all obsessed with her beauty... but everyone else is! Unfortunately, her charms only attract men, and they aren't really her area--so she often tries to dull down her appearance with corny-graphic sweatshirts, as seen above. (It doesn't help.) Oh, and she likes sea puns! Who wouldn't? She's tremendously kind, and very forgiving... but don't let hurt feelings simmer too long, or you might see her blow up!

UNIVERSEity, Venus, etc. is (c) crypn0tist
can't steal no deal fam srry

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