> Be the shy girl.
Are you stupid? Shes already herself.
> Be the shy girl.
Listen here, asshole, didnt you hear it right the first time?
> please be the shy girl?
Thats more like it.
Your name is EMMA MCGEARY. As mentioned, youre a SHY kind of person, but that doesnt exactly mean youre NICE. In fact, youre SCATHINGLY SARCASTIC and kind of a HUGE PERVERT. You get it from your MOM. You also got that PINK SHIRT from her, even though youre a bigger fan of RED. You wouldnt wear it, though- that prick DAVE STRIDER wears red too much, and you dont want to look like youre COPYING him.
Speaking of DAVE, hes been your enemy for years. Youve known him since you were both BABIES. Even then, you HATED his guts.
Wow. Even thinking about him makes your
Ah, BASEBALL. Next to BAKING, FIGHTING, and MAKING SEX JOKES, its one of your favorite hobbies. You play on a team with ALL GUYS, so youre pretty much FRIENDZONED by all of them. It doesnt matter. Youre NOT INTERESTED in guys
MYTHOLOGY is something youre more interested in, specifically ANCIENT ROMAN mythology. You like the God MARS because hes the God of war- and you give the dude mad props for that. Thats why you wear his SYMBOL on your shirt. His name is also included in your Chumhandle: fightingMartian.
Speaking of that, youre on Pesterchum right now. You keep getting TROLLED, but you actually think its FUNNY. One guy in particular is pretty AWESOME. His handle is misterRoboto.
Hey, didnt you learn anything for earlier?
>PLEASE BE MISTERROBOTO.
> Ill be your best friend.
You are now misterRoboto, aka TRITON VORHES. You are currently inside your hive, a nice cave in the land of MINING and MECHANICS. They happen to be your two biggest interests- just like your ancestor! At least, thats what your LUSUS tells you. Hes a huge ass GRIZZLY BEAR that you fondly call PAPA BEAR. He stays in the cave with you for most of the time. Its not like you go anywhere else.
Youre an OLIVE-BLOODED troll, but that hardly matters to you. You could give a rats ass about the hemospectrum. You do like the color green, though. When your Lusus tore your arm off and broke your horn during a roughhousing session, you made a whole NEW ARM for yourself with green metal. Youre a fantastic MECHANIC, if you do say so yourself. You rarely leave your hive because youre either BUILDING AWESOME SHIT or mining for PRECIOUS MINERALS. You used to use your PICKAXE as a weapon, but after you built your new arm, you added some BADASS WEAPONGRY to it, like spikes that come out of your knuckle plate. The arm itself can be powered by those precious minerals you mine, so you rarely see profit from selling them, and instead use them for yourself. Oh well. Youre bored now.
What will you do?
>Troll the fucking hell out of Emma.
Youre already doing that.
Oh shit. She just called you robozo. You gonna take that?
>No. Troll her more.
Youre not really getting far.
Name: Emma McGeary
Age: 13 Earth years
Appearance Description: Short, strong, pale, slightly muscular.
Personality Description: Pretty shy at first, abrasive and rude to people she dislikes, foul-mouthed, perverted, quick thinker, witty, strategic.
Interests: Mythology, the god Mars, Baseball, picking fights with people, techno music/dubstep.
Fetch Modus: Baseball Diamond.
Strife Specibus: Batkind. (Baseball bat)
Dave Strider- Love interest
Triton Vorhes- Friend(?)
Name: Triton Vorhes
Age: 6 sweeps
Trollian Handle: misterRoboto
Symbol: Two crossed picks to represent his mining infatuation.
Fetch Modus: Riddle
Strife Specibus: Pickaxe (former), Robotic arm.
Typing Quirk: Replaces t with 7 and uses :], :[ as emoticons.
mR: youre s7upid, you know 7ha7? I ough7 7o jus7 fucking murder you, 7trash >:[
Matesprit- (Doesnt have one)
Moirail- Emma McGeary (after they meet)
Auspistice- (Doesnt have one)
Kismesis- (Doesnt have one)
Well, if anyone wants to fill a quadrant, feel free P: