Naxos Picture

Inspired by the story from Greek mythology of Theseus and the Minotaur, specifically the part where Theseus -the jerk- has just escaped the labyrinth with the help of the king's daughter (who just happens to be crazy about him) and her magical ball of string. What does our hero do first thing out at sea? You guessed it. He dumps the poor girl on a rock some where and sails off into the horizon.

Little does he know that he just passed up a chick that a GOD happens to be in love with. The northern lights? Yeah, story goes that the god hung them up in the sky to celebrate their wedding day.

Take that you little woman-deserting punk!

Stock for visual refrence from [link] with much thanks!
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