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Found this song online, and decided it was the perfect time to ressurect my design of Aphrodite! The sluttiest goddess in the Greek pantheon, a pantheon which is FULL of sluts (both male and female).

The myths describe Aphrodite as having "hair the color of daffodils," but I prefer my version. Hair the color of sunset. So much more poetic. Of course, all the Greek gods could change their shape, so Aphrie could be a blonde if she wanted to. No biggie.

Filthy slut.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know, Aphrodite and Venus are the same person, just with different names. The Romans were too lazy to come up with their own gods. XP
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