Heaven is a dick Picture


Based on the backstory of Skunk Fu! [link] that happens to be based on a Chinese myth, which I believe was entitled "The Four Dragon Kings". While I remember a more accurate version I heard once in 4th grade, unfortunately the only version I can find is the Dragonology text. I won't link it for the sake that those books twist actual mythology beyond belief. Also it's littered with typos.

I made "Heaven" look a bit like a Chinese Emperor. That's what I pictured the "Jade Emperor" in the original version would look like.
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