Homestuck Fankid 01--Kate Picture

I've decided to tread into the Homestuck spriting zone and this is what came out of it. Though I admit that I had to exploit templates here, I managed to work around it to make something that hopefully, has a semblance of originality.

PROFILE:

Your name is KATE FALCON. You were born on a New Year’s Day thirteen years ago. You live with your UNCLE in a townhouse in the sunny city of SAN DIEGO. You have plenty of interests. You have a passion for stories of VALIANT HEROISM and EPIC FANTASY with your favorite characters being of the FORTUITOUS, VALIANT, AND CHIVALRIC NATURE and your shelves are stacked full of said stories. You are a closet fan of POWER RANGER SHOWS. No, not the stupid cheesy cliché-ridden American rendition; rather the ORIGINAL JAPANESE version with ENGLISH SUBTITLES, which you watch with near religious fervor on the internet. However, the fantastical exploits of said characters have inspired you to take on a sense of JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS that borders on a HERO COMPLEX that sometimes annoy your friends (real life or otherwise). Your UNCLE thinks you’ll make a fine SOLDIER or POLICEWOMAN someday if you maintain that kind of attitude—something which you’ll probably consider sometime in the future.

You really like ORNITHOLOGY and thus have your walls filled with pictures and posters of many different birds (your name practically screams it). And like many other young impressionable people your age, you have an interest for ANCIENT MYTHOLOGIES and anything PARANORMAL and SUPERNATURAL. Though unlike someone you know who leans more on the zoologically dubious and rather dark sort, your otherworldly preferences fall more on the EXALTED and DIVINE. You also like to DRAW from time to time even though you’re not very good at it. And you are fond of collecting BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED TRADING CARDS; you don’t care what game they’re from either—you just collect them for the PICTURES. When you’re not at home talking to your friends via PESTERCHUM, playing VIDEO GAMES, or making up random chipper tunes on your XYLOPHONE, you’re at your Uncle’s place of employment, the local ZOO, just chilling out at the AVIAN SECTION.

Your chumhandle is "goldenChevalier" and for some weird reason, "thou often hast the tendency to speak and type in an archaic manner" and you couldn’t care less if anyone finds it weird—something which puts you on good terms with an internet friend who has a thing for IRONY. Your favorite shirt was a white one with two YELLOW CHEVRONS decal smack-dab in the center. Your computer and emergency back-up laptop’s web browser is SRAOSHA. For your sylladex, you have your Uncle’s old VOICE COMMAND type modus from when he served in the MILITARY. It’s easy enough to use…if you can remember all the voice commands you assign for each card you put an item in; the more cards you use, the more you have to assign and remember, which can be quite frustrating when you forget. Your allocated STRIFE ABSTRATA is GLAIVEKIND though you haven’t got a reason to use it since it doesn’t exist as of yet.

SUMMARY:
NAME: KATHERINE “KATE” FALCON
AGE: THIRTEEN
BIRTHDAY: JANUARY 01, 1996
RESIDENCE: SAN DIEGO, CA
GUARDIAN: UNCLE
SHIRT SYMBOL: YELLOW CHEVRONS
INTRUMENT: XYLOPHONE
PESTERCHUM HANDLE: goldenChevalier
COLOR: #EEC900/ 238, 201, 0
TYPING STYLE: Proper grammar, syntax, and punctuation. Likes to use archaic/Shakespearean English. Doesn’t use contractions. Switches to modern language with strong emotions.
WEB BROWSER: SRAOSHA (Judeo-Christian angel of obedience)
TITLE: KNIGHT OF HOPE
DREAMWORLD: PROSPIT
LAND: LOSAF (LAND OF SWORDS AND FORTITUDE [modeled after WORLD 5 in ATERLIER [IRIS] 3: GRAND FANTASIA])
CONSORTS: WHITE ARMADILLOS
FETCH MODUS: VOICE COMMAND
STRIFE SPECIBUS: BROOMKIND (starter), HANDLEKIND, GLAIVEKIND (final)
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