Anglo-Saxon Picture

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Hwaet! (Listen!)
Shut up and sit downe!
Let me tell you a storie!
Of five strange folke I gobbe-offe!
Here tHhey... tae... they arrr:

Tjalf Strongarm the Slapper - Hidde behinde his skhielde, but stronge wid arm he is'e. He bear short, choppe, carbine-speare! Smile he doese!
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Puff Ventrilofartix Vulgarisausageus - Strangelum personum, with pilum longum. Last of the Legio es.
Far he throw his pila, proud puff on his helm.
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Teon Caedwalla the Punchindafaecir - Punched in the face he gets'e, by womane wit bigge titte. Güd wit sworde he foughte, when sworde firm stande.
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Yrre the Radiomastheadanachroneicir - Clad in fulle maille, striped arr his pantse. Wid sworde he foughte, as well as some fellow'e wid sworde... who foughte good'e...
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Würst the... dog - Hunde fierce, wid teeth sharpe as seaxe! Barke loude as lightning cracke! Barke barke! Wagge wagge! His taile wagge...

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Off they trotte, Hattifnattar kille! Draken poke! At moone howle and in the face punche.
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