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1 - Dragon: Light and Darkness Dragon: Like a kid in a candy store, so many choices: Number 107 Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon the absolute ruler of time who is the driving force behind Time Squad's problems out of trolling, Stardust Dragon/Assault Mode the stun monster no one can get enough of or already have had enough of him negating everything, Galaxy Dragon the hunter of his own kind (Like Blade the vampire hunter) Clear Vice Dragon the generic Nihilist Killer With no cause, Nothing says Utopia and Hope like Number 99 Utopic Dragon and its fiery breath of destruction and misery, the OG Mecha-Dragon Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, Azure-Eyes Silver Dragon the Synchro blessing from the Egyptian gods to Kaiba (who still does not believe they exist) the laughingstock of the dragon lords Felgrand Dragon, Different Dimension Dragon who despite its great design sucked so hard it tore open a Black Hole that sent it to a different dimension, the sparkly (with stardust, not gay glitter) Shooting Star Dragon, Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8 who made the life of many a fiery hell fueled by their burning spell cards, Darkflare Dragon whose smile scares kids and dentists alike, Kaiser Glider and his Iron Man armor, the failed experiment to recreate Mewtwo Koa'ki Meiru Drago, Star Eater who picked Darth Vader's Death Star as dessert, Kachi Kochi Dragon as the lizard that fell asleep on a crystal beach as kids covered him with overgrown diamonds during his nap, or who went overboard trying Crystal Therapy. I picked LaDD for many reasons: I was able to get one by luck, and i adore cards that are themed after balance between 2 opposites. Back then, i didn't like how he was split in two and had 2 tails, but grew very fond of him. Suiting Quotes: Darkness and Light are two sides of the same Coin. The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow will be. Dark and Light, 2 neutral elements, do not have any will to be inherently good nor bad, it is the way and intentions in which you use them that determine who YOU are.

2 - Spellcaster: Fog King. I like Knights and Mysterious, cold, neutral characters with a heroic side, so what better than this badass spellcaster? His anime appearance was truly memorable, too bad THE KING GOT IMPERIALLY SCREWED in RL release, they could have let him keep the Plasma effect, but NO! Konami always juices it to the Max. Runner ups: Delg the Dark Monarch as the dark overlord of the universe who is fighting against his Brother Kuraz for the honor of being called the worst letdown in Monarchs' effects (Kuraz won by a landslide which was sponsored by his just-as-useless brother Granmarg), Reaper of Prophecy is ultimate dream-boy fantasy of fan-girls, having half the body of a handsome living Hollywood star and the other half of a undead corpse (Edward Cullen). Dark Paladin is the result of a human centipede experiment that fused two RPG players, a Knight ad a Wizard, into one person who's going mad from the two clashing Nerd voices arguing inside his cranium, Evilswarm Kerykeion, the corrupted Hero whose will power allowed him to remain on the side of good, putting the entire Green lantern Corp to shame; Sorcerer of Dark Magic, the OG stereotype of a supreme Wizard and Game Master of dungeon and dragons RPGs, with a staff bigger than its ego to compensate for something much smaller (Which caused Dark Magician Girl to dump him for Lord of D. if you know what i mean) V Salamander is an Alchemical spirit embodiment of Fire that transforms into a bunch of shoulder cannons to help Utopia Ray V score a few bitches - Score quite literally: he aims, he shoots, he scores, simple as that. ZS Vanish Sage, the Spellcaster who prefers to cosplay as Gundams rather than study at Hogwarts. Number 104 Masquerade as the stage magician who strangles you with oversized Triple-cock-rings.

3 - Zombie: Number 23: Lancelot, Ghost Knight of the Underworld: FINALLY, A ZOMBIE TYPE WITH A DESIGN I ADORE, WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, KONAMI? I love humanoid knights, even if undead, as long as they're still nifty-looking and not rotting with maggots. Lancelot's undead carcass proved itself to be a fierce opponent in the manga under Kyoji's command, direct attacking and shattering Shark's monster wall. DID ANYONE CALL FOR A KONAMI NERF WITH EXTRA CRAP? While its RL version sucks undead horse scrotum, I still adore it, i thought it looked like DBZ Freiza, but it seems to be based of the BADASS SILVER CHARIOT OF JOJO! A crimson scarf and skeletal body that doesn't look like it got bleached by a mad dentist would suit it too. Skelesaurus's idea of a dinosaur walking dead - i mean walking fossil infecting victims and converting them into zombies like old B-Movies is nice. Vampires got a whole new power with the new support, my favorite between them being Crimson Knight Vampire Bram, who despite having a shield, has no DEF pts at all (go figure) but is still cool enough to make that shield contrast fantastically with his rotten flesh! His evil shadow twin, Shadow Vampire, wait, shadow of a Vampire? I thought they died in sunlight. Well, ash into ashes, dust into dust. Careful, Vampire Vamp may look hotter than these ashes, but she'll drain your life away as a price for her love. Worth it or not? YOU DECIDE - I feel a lot of virgins are going to die, we shall miss you. Number 48 Shadow Lich is Castlelvania's Death's Cosplayer, his little brother spirit reaper wants to be just like him. Despair from the dark is the embodiment of all the despair you feel when seeing the sheer stupidity of people ranting about meaningless issues on forums. BTW, Vampire's Grace's face: God save the queen? MORE LIKE GOD SAVE US FROM THE QUEEN!

4 - Warrior: Destiny Hero - Plasma: Like a kid in an all-you-can-play arcade: Daybreaker The Keyblade wielder who'll save the world and then get sued by Square Enix, Crimson Blader the fabulous Toreador with stylish red bull blood stains all over, Divine Dragon Knight Felgrand, the one who harnessed the spirit of the least popular dragon lord and became a living Weapon that destroys your wallets with a high purchase price, Elemental Heroes Shining Phoenix Enforcer (a High ATK behemoth whose redundant effect sucks more ass than Stewie Griffin at a gay orgy) / Chaos Neos (I'm not the E-HERO Duel Academy wants, but the one it needs) Black Luster Soldier Envoy of the Evening Twilight (Whose beauty of design is rivaled only by the sheer futility of its effect) Masked Hero Dian (A Wonder Woman expy with a sword much bigger than yours - Innuendo) Contrast HERO Chaos (Dr. White Jekyll and Mr. Black Hyde - THAT'S RACIST) Ryu Senshi the original Dragon Warrior (not fat-ass Po of Kung Fu Panda), Number 39 monsters (Especially Beyond the Hope), Numbers 79 /105 /C105 (The stars of the movies Real Steel with a new paint-job), Speed warrior (GOTTA GO FAST), D.D. Survivor (Robinson Crusoe... IN DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS!) Destiny Hero Dasher (GOTTA GO FASTER), Starliege Paladynamo, Guardian of Order, Kuraz the Light Monarch (Masterpiece in artwork, garbage in effect. Basically the messiah of yugioh, only with less preaching about not eating shrimp and more blowing up things), Lightray Gearfried (BROTHERS! I have seen the Light, Join our glorious vision! NO, NOT THE LIGHT OF DESTRUCTION, IT'S NOT GX!) Moon Envoy (I Shall knock you off your feet with my sexy Vega (street fighter) knockoff look, in the name of the moon!) Deepsea Warrior is just as worthless yet cool as the abridged series Freaky Fish guy; Numeral Hunter (Not everyday you get made into a card version of you and your dragon partner fused as a hero out of the movie Tron, Maybe -SPOILER: Kaito gave his life on the moon to actually be immortalized as this cool card), Strike Ninja (Now you see me, now you d' - throat is slit - Fuck), Vision HERO Fusions Adoration (The anthropomorphic form of Tentacle Porn) and Trinity (Iron Man's Hulk buster armor brought called Trinity by a Matrix fanboy, able to beat gods with its 5000 attack, GOD SLAYING ARMOR FIT FOR KRATOS OF GOD OF WAR), D.D. Assailant (stereotypical overly sexy female Ninja from unrealistic anime with more focus on showing cleavage than stealth), Royal Knight of the Ice Barrier, providing free ice cubes for your drinks with Ice Coffin tokens, but will put you inside one if he doesn't like you, overall an "Ice" guy with a crystalline masterpiece armor of ice, Absent during summer for obvious reasons. Sonic the hedgehog / Gemini Man's lovechild E-HERO Ice Edge, and his beloved Big Brother E HERO Absolute Zero SHUT UP MOKUBA - I MEAN ICE EDGE! Laval Dual Slasher (Conan the Barbarian version of E HERO Neos with steroid addiction) MetaKnight's (Kirby) PG-E cousin Little-Winguard, Number 86 Heroic Champion Rhongomiant, a Macho Killing machine, provided you can fucking get him to show up at your army by getting 5 warrior cheer-leaders soldiers to utter his name 10 times in a row very fast, annoying as hell to do, but his effects are worth it. But Plasma finally won. Why? IMO, he can be seen as the epitome of an Ultimate Lifeform for monsters: negating all opponent monster effects on field, draining any victim's life force and making its power his own, None is safe from Bloody Tears and Mesmerizing Glare, except for that asshole pissing on his parade, "First of the Dragons", oh well, traps and spells are there for a reason. Plasma also has the looks for the role of the ultimate Killer / Hunter. Smells like Greatness - And the lifeless corpses of Plasma's victims.

5 - Beast-Warrior: Phantom-Beast Rock-Lizard: First, let's get 1 thing straight: I despised this type at first. Most of the times, it consisted of hideous human-beast fusions or Furry OCs which were NOT to my liking. However there were some exceptions: Ghost Knight of Jackal (Goyo Guardian, I am your Father) , the Bujin level 4 emperors and Bujinki Amaterasu the whoop-ass with a sexy tail - i mean coccyx - Whatever. Firefists Horse Prince (it has a Shiny Ponyta) and Spirit (the ink smudge made into a card), Constellar Hyades and Omega Put the "C" In "Constellar, Cool, CRAP THAT'S OP", Black Ray Lancer - Full Armored Black Ray Lancer as Black Manta ripoffs, Number 72 Shogi Rook (effect sucks, But chess theme is so classy I need two monocles), Gaia Drake the Universal Force (More Awesome than that, you get Coolness poisoning), Wind-up Rabbit (Bugs bunny ripoff, anytime you try to get him, he escapes and comes back to taunt you). The OG Badasses are the Phantom-Beasts (Not you Wild-Horn, you look like a roadkill a cow spat out) twin headed Thunder Pegasus, Cross-Wing, and the walking Tank that';l blow everything up including your face if you manage to somehow take it down, Rock-Lizard. This card is a centaur with the head of a lizard and a beak, covered in sharp armor that will cut you, unless you're into that "stereotypical Emo" stuff, then it'll leave in disgust. What more do you want from a card? Now if you'll excuse me, i'll ride this magnificent steed into the Rainbow and chase some unicorns, i'll need an iron saddle to protect my sensitive balls from its sharp scales.

6 - Beast: Naturia Exterio: While I preferred humanoids, I adored Heraldic Beasts, Basilisk is one ugly motherfucker you''d gladly allow to petrify you with its effect so you won't have to stare at its face again. I liked Two Thousand Needles the hedgehog (and his sidekick Bujingi Fox), Dynatherium (Move like the wind, Strike like a hurricane, the Lucha Libre Hippo) Wolverine - i mean X-Saber Airbellum, Kinka-Byo (Combine with Galaxy-eyes Cloud dragon for unlimited Dragon monster reborn, Creepy Cool) Number 44 Sky Pegasus (WHY DID SUCH A FINE EQUINE HAVE TO SUCK DONKEY BALLS!) ZW - Leo Arms (Talk about bonding with animals on a new level / Bestiality), the Fabled Unicore and Kudabbi as the animals possessed by "The Exorcist"'s demon experimenting with bestiality, Thunder Unicorn, Voltic Bicorn, Lightning Tricorn (My little pony OCs force-fed Pikachus to look more Hip and appeal to a wider audience) The king of the jungle who became one with the Tree he used to hump / urinate on: Leo, the Keeper of the Sacred Tree. But those who know me should know that the style of monster i love is one that screams Cool and which can DISRUPT MY OPPONENT INTO OBLIVION, Leo looks the part and has the immunity for it, But No 1 spot goes to Naturia Exterio. This noble animal is the fusion of 2 spirits of nature, a long Wood Dragon (not a dirty euphemism) and a Chibi Tiger, resulting into this Superb specimen, an unholy Miracle, a Splendid abomination, Naturia Extrio, it can virtually negate the activation of traps and spells easier than a hillbilly can count on their inbred deformed fingers, part of its effect setting the cost ready for the next time it needs to sharpen its claws or fangs on your precious spells and traps.

7 - Winged Beast: Mist Valley Apex Avian: While i like birds in general, many yugioh birds let me down one way or another; Harpy Ladies: They kick your ass into the void their new support, but they're not just not my style (All female army of mythic creatures - your god help you should they have PMS - whose main purpose is fanservice with the full Konami Cleavage censoring). Dragunity: while i never played them, i faced them enough to admit that they kick Cloaca - i mean feathers - ASS, and their riders look sweet, especially Militum (Maybe it's Hawk Girl) But The synchro gig drove me crazy back then and still does now, specific tuners - non tuners - exact level crap etc. You couldn't make a generic synchro deck, you needed a specific deck made to summon only a select few along with personal complications. Good thing XYZ don't have MUCH of that problem, but Rio's xyz need level 4 - 5 birds like blackwing synchros need their own kin to survive, REDNECK RACIAL INBREEDING FTW! The idea of Bird-men riding dragons was awesome though. D.D. Crow - Avian Terminator - disrupts your opponent's strategy and takes a shit on their head to rub it in; The Atmosphere is looks majestic and is easy summon, HE-MAN Stealth Bird who uses the color baby-blue to show how manly he is, Heraldic Beast Twin-headed eagle is Number 103's favorite food with burden of mighty, quite good as roasted Poultry too. Rio's main deck water birds look "Sub-Zero Cool"; Mist valley soldier as Samurai Jack Cosplayer, Bishounen Mist Valley Falcon which makes people question their sexuality, Battlestorm and Dark Simorgh, the first is Loki with wings, the 2nd Odin's crow who ate too much roasted boar in Valhalla; The true emperor of the Ozone Layer (Not that tapeworm Rayquaza) Raiza the storm monarch, and his pokemon-ripoff mega form, but he wears this mega form better than most pokemon. Now, HE-WHO-HAD-THE-MARKS-OF-GREATNESS-BUT-WAS-KONAMI-DENIED, STORM SHOOTER! I fell in lov with the artwork at first sight, a strong, serious NOT UGLY bird humanoid with a kickass Mask who uses feather storms to defeat his enemies - HELAS, it was one of those never to be seen again Senet cards whose power depends on a card's position. This card could move, granted, but it could not use its Bouncing effect the same turn it flew to another zone, and was a level 7 with 2300 ATK without self-defense means, having to stand like a sitting duck - pun intended - to enemy fire. Finally, is the Regal as fuck Mist Valley Apex Avian, Boosted even further with it being a level 7 at the era of pendulums; Using this Proud Bird of Prey with Mist valley Thunderbird and some support cards, you'll dominate the game, and use Apex's leftover feathers with tar to cover your opponent with and shame them.

8 - Fiend: Armades, Keeper of Boundaries: Interrupting AGAIN. Most of the first fiends depicted abominations with faces not even a mother could stand. But some were horrible in a GRUE-AWESOME way. The Yubel series was a cherry on top of GX's monstrosities, The Supremacy Sun took that cherry and popped Yubel's in GX manga, Masked Beast Des Gardius was an original card with a Voodoo Spell that looks like an alien chest-buster in a mask, Fallen angels also get a spot: Belial - Marquis of Darkness and Adreus, Keeper of Armageddon know how to fall from grace WITH grace and style, the cursed undead native American from many B-movies with Indian burial grounds: Guardian Dreadscythe; Dark Necrofear holding her unholy spawn of Satan Mating with Necroface and blessed by Nightmares, THE ENTIRE EVIL HERO SERIES! Vanity's Fiend is a cool high-ranked bishounen fallen angel, the Demon Lord Gaap the Divine Soldier also called "Edward Dildo-Wings", our destructive primeval instincts in the form of "Ido the Supreme Magical Force" who is still shocked at what porn people get hard to; Hellspawn Al Simons - My bad, Prometheus, King of the Shadows; The badass duo Gemini Imps, no longer the immature "Delinquent Duo": They stopped pulling pranks Just for mindless fun, doing so now to charge people cash to rescue them from their own deadly pranks. The sneaky Night Assailant - SLASH - COME ONE, STRIKE NINJA ALREADY DID ENOUGH! WHERE THE HELL TO FIND A HOSPITAL AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT! Reshef the Dark Being - Totally not a villain - Dark Highlander (or the Reaper of Final Destination) Fabled Ragin, who isn't but-ass ugly like his synchro brethren, also being badass enough to gain an xyz version (Evilswarm Thanatos), riding a cursed unicorn away from Konami's nerfing habits after taking a rainbow unicorn dump on their dishonestly earned cash; Number 80 and C80, Rhapsody and Requiem, Living armor suits inhabited by a mad bloodthirsty spirit (is that a children's card game again?) that mess up the opponent's strategies and their enjoyment of the game; Steelswarm Roach and his purified Form, Evilswarm Exciton Knight (great, we got rid of a disgusting roach, and got a pesky fly instead); Majesty's Fiend, a fabulous counterpart to Majesty's fiend with so much Golden Bling all over it'd make King Midas jealous, it prevents monster effects activation at the cost of the opponent rage quitting. Darkness Destroyer: Look at that thing, LOOK AT IT DAMMNIT! It screams "Made of pure Malevolence", if you meet it in a dark alley, you won't be even able to say your prayers, you'd have already been killed. But going down with style like this beats being OTKed by Kuriboh, or Worse, EXODIA FTK. This beast puts the "E" in Evil, and the "K" in "Kool - KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Powerful double attacker with piercing damage, combine with March of Monarchs - The First Monarch, for an instant funeral for your opponent's hopes of winning. 2nd Place: Frozen Fitzgerald. That Icicle monstrosity is among the best theme-wise for me. But I hate you needing SPECIFIC AS Fuck materials to summon it, even less how it got nerfed into a glorified wall in RL, instead of a spiked barrier that slaughters vengefully anything daring to attack it. Finally, No 1: Armades Keeper of Boundaries. As said, i loved things that have to do with balance between two opposite forces, Armades is a LIGHT fiend-type, who tries to calm his 2 brothers, Adreus and Tiras, to stop them from eternally clashing with each other, sort of like the only grown-up at a "Mario vs Sonic" Debate. A neutral and seemingly wise being too, with a kickass design (the asymmetrical wing would piss off Death the Kid).

9 - Fairy: Archlord Kristya: Do you know what time it is? INTERRUPTION TIME! But this time, a more optimistic tone. Fairies (Angels, in japan) are among my most favorite types of all time, not the girly pixies, but Flelf and Shining Elf are cool with me. Runner ups: Archlord Zerato is a celestial badass who was once a man (then tuned evil and slaughtered everyone, but let's not spoil the mood) Airknight Parshath and his enchanted armor reeking horse butt sweat, Neo-Parshath the Sky Paladin. Metaion the Timelord burns my opponent's hopes as Sephylon descends from heavens to preach the way of the Egyptian gods and smite righteously those who refuse to convert, can also empower his buddies with 4000 ATK free of steroids. Darklord Desire represents the sin of lust well, being a smooth as hell sexy mutherf*kuh! Winged Kuriboh LV10 is proof that big things come in small packages, Winged Kuriboh LV9 is smaller but is just as has a bite just as nasty. Ma'at herself comes to judge scrubs and cheaters, But her effect sucks more Asses than there are in a Parlement. Dimensional Alchemist / Vylon Disigma is Lumine and Copy X (Mega Man) 's lovechild; Who's the cutest annihilator of tribes, You are! His Great-grandfather, Vylon Omega, who incinerates all Normal summon Filthy casuals with his light "You kids get off my field!" Visiting from America, Pocahontas - i mean, Guardian Aetos, Rafael's foster mother and her delightful feather-duster hat. Vanity Ruler seems to be enjoying his spot, even more since his incarnations Vanity's fiend and Majesty's fiend have made it into the runner up list too; Tualatin then comes to annihilate all those who swarm with single-attributed cards, like blackwings, god i hate these birds, good going my friend! Angel 07 is displaying some impressive show of monster effect prevention, but Majesty's fiend pwned him hard at his game. "Tethys, Goddess of Light" multiplies our bountiful harvest with her effect. THE ENTIRE STAR SERAPH SUPER SMOOTH SUPREME SQUAD is joining us, at its head, Number 102 Star seraph sentry and Number C102 Fallen Star Seraph Noble Archfiend, while they may fight you and incinerate you with their Holy or Unholy Lightning, they're still Noble well-meaning souls. WHY DID THEIR AWESOMENESS HAVE TO OVERSHADOWED BY THE TELLARKNIGHTS! The Cloudians make a guest appearance as one for the best GX Archetypes! Unfortunately, Fishborg Blaster is still banned, so sorry, no top tiering again. HONEST, the guardian spirit of Yusuke Fujiwara and maybe his secret lover judging by how Overkill he went with his over-protectiveness towards him. Splendid Venus descends in all her grace, making all non-queers - i mean, non fairies, cower in fear losing 500 atk and def, if you try to negate anything, she'll bend you arm in ways that defy logic, and will let Victoria release her Draconian hounds on you, they haven't eaten any living squirming prey in days. Here's El-Shadoll Nephilim, partying with us today in this truce, for tomorrow, we shall all get back to kicking each others' Holy Hiney. Power Ranger Megazords of the heavens! ASSEMBLE! Herald of Orange, Purple and Green Light, into Herald of Perfection! Herald of perfection, Rainbow Light and Pure Light, Form Herald of Glorious Light! Going on, we have a Rank 3 xyz who takes on the mantle of a Cybernetic Angel from Lumine of Mega Man X8 and wears it rather well, none other than Mechquipped Angineer! And finally, we have Aurora Paragon dazzling us with her graceful light shows, presenting her big sister / brother / (i don't know), the one who won this contest: Archlord Kristya! As said in another deviation, Kristya is one Duel monster i'll always consider a spirit partner (i know cards don't have emotions, but let's not ruin the mood, and my libido), effect-wise, design-wise, stat-wise... If i believed in fate, i'd say we are soulmates - soul-partners, (i don't) but let's keep the 18+ rated stuff of my fantasies with Kristya off of DA.

10 - Insect: Dreadscythe Harvester: Insects aren't my thing, but i liked Inzektors inspired of Kamen Riders, mostly Hornet, Exa-Beetle and Exa-Stag, as well as Number 66 Master Key beetle, who opens with its phallic key the locks of love (let's hope there are no crabs there). My pick has a cool Mantis-Reaper theme, but Brain crusher is Disgustingly Cool and more useful.

11 - Dinosaur: Sauropod Brachion: Oxygeddon, a Pterodactyl of Air and Air Avatar Aang's new pet. Carboneddon, a dino of pure graphite that becomes a lady's best friend - NO, NOT A MUFFIN-MAN, DIAMONDS, DON'T YOU KNOW MARLYN MONROE'S SONG? Why is there a Dino in space (Galaxy Tyranno)? It probably launched itself in space to collide with meteors as revenge for them causing the extinction of its species. Hazy Flame Hydra has many spares of its nightmare inducing face in addition to being useful in hazy decks. Numbers 61 and 19, Volcasaurus and Freezadon: very creative theme and design, but wait, didn't they say it could have been a Powerful Heat Wave or Glaciation Age that killed the Dinos? Those smart critters must have adapted and became one with that disaster to survive, or just sealed themselves in safe Blank Number Cards until the disaster ended. Oh look, the Space Tyrannosaurus is coming backed fused with an asteroid (Jurrac Meteor) and is coming in to give us a hug, how lovely. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! OH LOOK, AN ENORMOUS TAIL SWIPE DEVIATED JURRAC METEOR OFF FROM US, WE ARE SAVED, BY NONE OTHER THAN NO 1! Sauropod Brachion, while not much on the offensive side, is the biggest, meanest and hardest scaly shield you'll ever meet, he could crash with a meteor with no harm with his 3000 DEF as seen now, and even double the damage that attacker takes; if that isn't enough, in addition of being a motherfucking Boss Brontosaur thing, should you flip summon it, it's lights out for everyone, go to face-down position my friends, sweet Neanderthal nightmares!

12 - Masked Chameleon: Vennominaga and her wimpy lap-dog trophy husband are good. I ADORE the Gagagigo line, which talks how the young evildoer Gigobyte discovers through his journey what it means to be someone worthy, with the help of Marauding Captain. I like Ancient Lizard Warrior, Sandslash's reptilian cousin. Masked chameleon wins the spot: a level 4 tuner, that resurrects ANY 0 DEF monster from grave for Instant Xyz or synchro. Sweet Mask too.

13 - Fish: Shark Caesar: Fish? Honey, i can't even stand sushi! Though a smoked trout is nice, but we're talking about cards here. Fish aren't my faves, but i like Shark from ZEXAL used a water deck with many fish cards, favorite frying ingredients for sea food dinner: Hyper-Ancient Shark Megalodon and Shark Caesar Salad - I mean Sushi Caesar - I CAN'T WORK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH! SHARK CAESAR!

14 - Sea Serpent: Number 47: Nightmare Shark: Ocean Dragons (OCG Name) are interesting, doing the regular dragon stuff - breathing and taking dumps - BUT UNDER WATER! (They have a preference to taking a dump on their defeated adversaries and teabaging them, not in that order necessarily) Water Dragon is the closest thing this card game has for actual science, Poseidra the Atlantean Dragon (Poseidon's gonna sue you for using his name on this hideous beast), The OG of water structure decks and previous ocean lord before being usurped from Atlantis' throne by Poseidra: Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo-Daedalus; Blue Dragon Ninja the dude who can get you in the mood with his giant wet snake - SEA SERPENT AURA, NOT D*CK! Skystarray, a flying emerald green manta ray that developed wings to migrate away from the polluted Lebanese waters (which ironically made it mutate into a flying sea food special) and feast on no-so-innocent Lebanese bystanders; Number 32 and C32, Jaws ripoff and Great White Jaws ripoff (Shark Drake and Shark Drake Weiss); Any idea how a sea serpent managed to be set ablaze underwater? Lavalval chain, a mystery to behold; Spearfish soldier, an overgrown man who got hit on the head and now wears shellfish all over his body thinking he's a devout soldier at the service of Poseidra. No 1: Number 47 Nightmare Shark. The lovechild of a shark and a floating ninja with hand blades. What's not to like, other than the Brain-Bleach worthy bestiality scene I just mentioned?

15 - Machine: Number 42: Galaxy Tomahawk: Machines, one of the best types. Many runner ups: the atrociously Useless but Cool looking Cyber Laser Dragon, the Dragon-Draining Instrument of Armageddon Cyberdark Dragon, B.E.S. Crystal Core and the Gradius cards altogether (they could use some good support), Gear Gigant X - the Megazord of the living gears, Anna's Night Express Knight was the best among her Train Wreck monsters, Flying Fortress Sky Fire / Reactors / Dark Strike Fighter make the WWII aircraft weaponry proud with their legacy, Armoroid is probably the only Roid monster that isn't a chibbi overload of sweetness and diabetes, but a kick ass Space Megazord. My favorite Mechanical Celestial monstrosities, Number 40 and C40, Gimmick Puppet Heaven's strings and Devil's strings, Humanoid abominations (like what angels in some mythologies are said to look like) with the power to back up the sense of fear cast in you. Genex Solar shines his way through the darkness of ignorance of mankind, cutting a path for the All-Stars: THE GENEX ALLIES! Yes, those Mega Man inspired badass automatons have a very special place in my heart. Their attribute powers and manipulation even reflect Mega Man's adaptive abilities, Volcannon is the Vile of the series, sacrificing mercilessly his allies to inflict massive damage to his enemies, Duradark is the X, using a specific weapon to instantly destroy an evil-doer. Their extra deck mons also are among the only synchros i ever wanted to bother summoning! Machina Gearframe is the Humanoid Armor converter of the series, sort of like Rhapsody, downside of the job, stinking machine oil sweat all day. The original Yugioh Megazords: the XYZ Brothers and their cousins VW and all their mecha forms. Gearspring spirit is a good example of how to take an ancient folklore malevolent spirit and "Mechanify" it while still retaining its eerie aura. Cyber Raider, the Robin Hood who steals from the Modern Androids to give to the outdated wind-up robots, able to disrupt Utopia ZW strategy. The crabby KA-2 Des Scissors and treacherous Needle Burrower, Feel free to pet them if you don't mind losing a hand to a giant pincer or spike. Dark Catapulter is as intriguing as a spawn of a dinosaur and the mad computer GLaDOS (Portal) can be. Denominators look nice, but Master Chief is gonna sue Konami hard. Cyber Falcon (Skarmory ripoff) is pretty fly, Giga-Tech Wolf is smoking (Bass from Mega Man is suing for using Trebble's design). Buster Blaster is nice, a cool robot that morphs into a sweet Gun )reminds me of the anime Soul Eater) Needle Man and Spark Man's robotic lovechild, Needle Soldier. T.G. Blade Blaster and his proud daddy T.G. Halberd Cannon are the epitome of what battle Robots would be like in a mechanical paradise, where robots would have evolved so far they would have eradicated the now useless humans. Creepy, but still awesome. Vindikite R-Genex is an excellent monster card of a Stealth Plane, UNLIKE YOU, Stealthroid! Only the Malaysian plane is stealthier than it. Remember what i said about the T.G. brothers? Superdimensional Robot Galaxy Destroyer is laughing mad about how ridiculous he thinks my statement was, and after seeing him, i sort of agree concerning Bulk and raw destruction potential. This Unicron-Megazord ripoff takes the cake, puts it back on Earth, Aims at it, then blows the entire Galaxy up just because he can. Cyber Dragon Nova is one of the rare examples of an intended amalgam of all sorts of monsters that still looks and works nice. Constellar Ptolemy M7 is a good way to show what celestial saviors would fuse into, a draconic mechanical abomination that kills more people than it saves. Remember what i said about Storm Shooter? The exact same thing applies to - drum rolls - Number 6 Chronomaly Atlandis! I mean, just look at that Spawn of Tartarus! IT'S A VOLCANO ON LEGS! A volcano that couldn't incinerate a match that's already burning unfortunately. Number C6 Chaos Atlandis turns on the heat and fear factors even more, but not the usefulness one. Rest in nerf-purgatory. Number 9 and Number C9: Where are they? Why you're standing right on them, people! They aren't called Dyson Sphere and Chaos Dyson Sphere the space colonies for nothing! They're Ginormous Cosmic Utopias built around a star that supplies them with all the energy they need! You have any planet system you want to get remove because they're blocking your view? BAM, STELLAR BOMBARDMENT! Or just use C9 to absorb them inside! And don't worry about attacks, Number 9 can create black holes to absorb the most powerful of hyper-beam attacks, while C9 swallows the attack AND attacker whole. No 1 of the list, the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in card form, Number 42.... Galaxy Tomahawk, the surrogate sister of Dyson Sphere in the manga! Both are space-related mega structures, summoned through similar methods and have a support anime-only counter trap card. I chose No 42 for these reasons: i wanted a monster that looked different from the others here, so i opted with a spacecraft. Why No 42? Its manga appearance is memorable, unlike the repulsive guy who used it, nice effect as well, summoning a fleet to attack. It has no ATK points by itself, but an enormous 3000 DEF Wall. Original, appearance wise, it's a fucking mechanical Space Manta Ray equipped with laser cannons and a breeding ground for kamikaze hatch-lings! Also, the first WIND number to appear, and wind machines by themselves were not very common. YOU SHALL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE GLORIOUS WAYS OF THE COSMIC MANTA RAY HIVE MIND OR BE DEVOURED BY OUR SPACE DINOSAURS! (Galaxy Tyranno)

16 - Thunder: Lightning Chidori: My Faves are the humanoid Gem-Knight Tourmaline (U-Mad Sparkman?) and Gem-Knight Topaz, who bring the surges of electrical energy to good - i mean destructive use. Gem-Knight Prismaura also has a say on how to channel the power of lightning into destructive blasts but only against bad guys, electricity ain't cheap after all. While i don't really like the design / theme of batterymen, i admit they're very useful, I use 9-Volt, Micro-Cell and AAA with the Hunder family (a family that fries or XYZ together stays together) / Thunder Sea Horse. The Calculator / Calibrator have interesting concept and design for Counting machines of mass destruction (destroying things other than your wallet's content). I don't like Watts' theme either (cute animals that put their tail in an electrical plug that sometimes look downright creepy), but i acknowledge that they can be DEADLY, with a capital "W" from the opponent when saying "WATT JUST HAPPENED? HOW DID I LOSE TO THEM?" Denkou Sekka is a shocking prime example of how much dangerous a woman dressing as a samurai in the 21st century with cheap dyed hair (That alone should give you a hint that she might not have all her marbles in place, but she's still hot) can be when wielding electricity, in ways other than a Tazer to use on anyone who approaches them while yelling "RAAAPE!" (Feme-Nazis, not feminists in general). Thunder King Rai-oh is not called the king of stun for nothing, he stuns better than a corrupt police officer with a tazer. Thunder Dragon was among my first cards, and while i couldn't use it well back then, i still like how a dragon is in fact a spirit of thunder, it looks gorgeous as well (No, i don't have a Dragon fetish or a Thunder-boner like Kaiba). Guardian Tryce is design wise my favorite of the 6 elemental guardians, same for his twin-swords, but like many other cool cards, he suffers from "Nerfosis Suckyassis Effecto Rectum", in other words, his effects bites his own ass hard. Lightning Punisher is a good example that Bright and light aren't always good and soft, and what the hell is with that creepy mask that looks like Vega's and these bloodshot eyes? I guess his hair is up due to all that static, or he's just off his meds like Yami Marik. Finally, there is The Creator, who build the entire duel monster world in half the time Konami needs to think up a balanced and cool card, then proceeded to party with his homies; unlike some gods in many religions, he treats mortals well, since he remember well what it was like being one (The Creator Incarnate), sympathizing with them. There is also his evil twin, the dark creator, a generic evil twin, plotting behind his back to take him down and become the sexiest thunder villain in all yugioh (little does he know that Lightning Punisher will backstab him like Starscream from Transformers after he succeeds, to become the ultimate overlord). Elemental Hero Voltic, inspired by Pulseman who inspired Pikachu's cheap-imitation attack Voltecker. I chose for a thunder-type Top 1 a rather original xyz monster, Lightning Chidori, 1900 atk, Wind attribute, rank 4. It is inspired also of a legend that i liked, of a samurai who used his sword "chidori" to slice away the thunder god, plus, that card's design (colors included) has got "DON'T DUCK - FOKC (DAMN AUTOCORRECT) WITH YOUR MASTER, UNWORTHY SLIME!" splattered all over it (it also splatters the blood of its enemies, and the tears of its opponents with its kickass effect); Top 1 in its rawest purest unadulterated form.

17 - Aqua: Number C101: Silent Honor DARK: Aqua-type: some are awesome, some neutral, some are literal slime-balls that crawled out of the garbage bin. My favorites: Cloudian - Eye of the Storm, the lovechild of a cyclops and tornado designed by some 5-year old as creative as Konami's "balanced effects" designers. Mobius the Frost Monarch and His Mega Form, they are among my all time favorites, you have a few set spells and traps, they avalanche them to oblivion, and don't think of chaining them, Mega Mobius is all "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKUH! LITERALLY!" with his effect. The Metallizing Parasites, Lunatite and Soltite, are interesting Symbiotic Unions that took a page of Venom's book and bond with anyone, giving it a "Metaliquidic" protection. Freezing Beast maybe be an ice monster, but it is Burning Hot with awesomeness! Burning Beast is at the shallow end of the awesomeness gene pool. There is the ravishing maiden of the boobies- I mean, Hottie of the Aqua - you know what, i am too hungry to care, maiden of the aqua. ZW - Ultimate Shield is an intelligent concept: Black tortoise (EARTH attributed) that summons a banished Utopia and becomes a shield. Arriving from Japan Hentai industries, the Tentacle rapist - Real Name, Skull Kraken, usually, people only film porn of his tentacles without his face ever showing up as to have people cum more than barf. Despite his face that only a mother could love (well, his mother Was the first to vomit upon seeing him hatch), he's a real swell guy who likes to cuddle more than rape. The two stealthy and efficient assassins of the ice barrier, Dewdark and secret guards, they may kill with a cold glare, but they're warm guys outside of their jobs, who like long romantic walks in the field spell Wetlands. Unifrog has a nice coloration (and an elegant horn for F*CKING THE SH*T OF JERKS UNTIL THEY TASTE THEIR OWN FECES). Leviair the sea dragon is a cool wind aqua, design wise and effect wise, too bad i rarely use rank 3, but you don't really need to eat chocolate to know it's awesome, same with Leviair (USING HIM, NOT EATING HIM! His scales are too tough to chew, and the cardboard tastes awful, ask any "maxx c" challenge taker). Unformed Void, the unofficial lovechild of Worm Zero and a humanoid desperate enough to sleep with it. Finally, we have No 1, introduced by his Sentient Subamarine Number 101 Silent Honors Ark Knight, none other than Captain Nemo! Sykes, it's Number C101 Silent Honors Dark Knight (they removed "Knight" in the TCG cause if the goddamn Batman sues, they'll lose for sure). A humanoid anti-hero in dark clothes fueled by hatred and determination, an urge to resurrect from being worm food virtually anytime to pursue relentlessly the evil-doers as well as give hope to his allies, and the skills to defeat almost any opponent. Yup, totally nothing to do with Batman, folks. A Lance weapon, barian energy lines, and an absorption effect to neutralize many threats, An Lp boost ability, this is the ultimate battle machine, and the best thing ever since the Bat-submarine (which he ejects from when summoned with the BAT SIGNAL / RANK UP MAGIC).

18 - Pyro: Blaze Fenix, the Burning Bombardment Bird: Like Thunder, a nice type idea, but not many cool monsters (I imagined water pyros, frozen flames). Uria the lord of searing flames is the good ones, a serpentine deity of hellish flames, who likes nothing more than to have well done smores, with the burning crisp of its opponent's bodies and hopes as a topping. Infernal Flame Emperor is a nice concept for an overlord ruler of flames as well, alongside Thestalos the Firestorm monarch and his mega form, one is a beastly monstrosity made entirely out of hellish fire that could consume even the amount of BS politicians use, another is inspired of a roman emperor who wanted nothing more than to watch the world (Rome) burn, literally. Their servants, royal firestorms guard, are no slouches either. My fave Volcanics are Hammerer, the wrestler wannabe, and Shell, who's bored of being used as nothing more than ammunition for fireball fights. Also, Evilswarm Obliviwisp (I love this dark pyro) is coming back from the dead (molten zombie, get back to the zombie section) to relay a message: Coming from the past to haunt all who claim idiotically and bigotedly that geocentrism is true, are the 3 ghosts of Heliocentrism: Past (Helios, plain), Present (Helios Duo Megistus) and Future (Helios Trice Megistus), who will show these idiots that if they don't change their fanatical ways, they will be transported to the distant future to witness the sun go supernova RIGHT IN THEIR HEADS, or asses, same thing for these idiots! A cutie-pie that's also a real annihilator of life with hidden potential, Raging Flame Sprite, the more he eats your lps out, the bigger he gets, Just like people and Mcdonalds, however he won't have a heart attack from eating too many lps and he'd still be healthy, happy and pretty. Daigusto Phoenix is a cool Pyro/Wind card, too bad it looks more like a mutated pterodactyl begging you to put it out of its misery than a phoenix. Solar Flare dragon is also cool enough to be here i my opinion, but his best friends gravity bind and Level limit area - B aren't allowed here, so he brought another friend instead: Inferno. The name alone should tell you not to be surprised to see a malevolent flame entity laughing maniacally with the seared skulls of its victims replacing its teeth; I'm definitely sure it's not a villain though *Inferno spits out the skull of Galaxy Tyranno with the helmet, albeit horribly melted, still on* Bad Inferno, no spitting hairballs! The No 1 Pyro of all time, straight out of 5DS manga, still red hot like Mexican Tamales (not the fake Taco Bell ones), Blaze Fenix, the Burning Bombardment Bird! A fusion of a pyro and machine, embodied by a Super Cool Combo of a Phoenix and a giant Aircraft bomber, remember kids, war and fire are cool! Phoenixes are awesome, and this card reminds me of one of my Mega Man X Favorite Maverick bosses theme, Blaze Heatnix! It looks like a Mecha-Phantom Beast Plane caught fire (i hate those monsters), Cool!

19 - Rock: Armor Exe: Interesting type. First, Gem-Knight crystal stands proud as the best individual rock-type normal monster, his war medals shining as brightly as the fungus-like jewels on his shoulders, accompanied by his trusted second in command, Gem-night Alexandrite, who will protect his superior at all costs, even at the risk of his jewels being stained with dirt and losing their glamorous luster, eliminating his Chick-Magnet status, after all, diamonds are a lady's best friend. Wait, are we taking the lyrics of Hold-Your-Skirt Monroe as dating tips? Sheesh, we sunk so low. The 3 Magnet Warriors, Alpha, Beta and Gamma, with the ability to fuse into a humungous Robotic Rock Golem (NOT pokemon's Golurk, no copyright), Valkyrion the Magna Warrior! Just look at the size of his rock-hard sword, don't you want to stroke it? INNUENDO ALERT! Power Giant is here because of his fabulous looks, and to replace our broken disco ball - But his gems are more than to just look pretty, as long as he's battling, he won't take any of your burn damage shit. Hieracropshinx is a nice designed card based on a cool mythos creature, Tackle Crusader is a nice piece of junk - i meant, abstract art that has risen out of the junkyard - i mean art exhibit, to celebrate with us, That thing eats Safe-Zoned Number 66 for breakfast. He may look scrawny, but Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo is a cold-blooded killer, provided there is still some blood under these bones. Presenting the Trio of Soil, The Hard-to-the-Iron-Core Gang, they're here to dish out dirt and how awesome they are at everyone: The Koa'ki Meiru Brothers, Sandman, Guardian, and Wall, providing stun support to rock types since 5Ds! Gem-Knight Lazuli may be made of stone, but she's a Moe (anime subtype) with a heart as mushy as marshmallow, just look at how cute the little angel is! Careful, do not take her for Granite - granted, she can still kick your butt with the power of a master Earth Bender (Avatar). Supervising all, is the ultimate Diamond benevolent overlord, Gem-Knight Master Dia! Look at all his jewelry, that nigga didn't get all his shiny Bling by just eating chicken (stereotype, not racism), he fought the forces of the Evilswarm like a boss, and used their polished skeletal remains as jewels and medals! Cairngorgon, Antiluminescent Knight is handing tracts to tell kids not to be tempted like he was by the Evilswarm side of the force even if they tell you they have candy and mint edition tour guide cards. There are the Gem-Knight exchange student with the Gishki (Gem-Knight Pearl) and the Gusto foreigner that settled down with the Diamond knights (Daigusto Emeral). Oh look, a giant enemy crab with precious valuable Diamonds growing all over its back, STOP! PUT THESE AXES DOWN! DO NOT SHOOT ITS WEAK POINT! It's Number 52 Diamond King Crab, shame on you all! *discretely picks up a diamond that has fallen from No 52's shell* What? It was on the ground, i didn't tear it off him. Anyway, a card that's the result of fusing a level 4 rock monster with anime support cards: GOGOGO GOLEM GOLDEN -DAMN TONGUE TWISTER! NOT THE CARD! - FORM!This dude snatched Mr. T's bling and melted it with his own hotness to cover himself with it! But was the MANDATORY 1500 POINTS LOSS + NO DESTROY REALLY NECESSARY YOU KONAMI CREEPS! Now, for the No 1 of rocks, a card avoided like a Plagued Wolf and Pestilence (not the Cards), Armor Exe, a magical living armor of rock inside which magical energy flows, aka Iron Man's armor's stone-age ancestor, or an OC rip-off.

20 - Plant: Phoenixian Cluster Amaryllis: Among the Best are the Flower Princesses and their ace, Number 87 Queen of the Night, you get all the fruit harvest you want with their help, DO NOT ASK FOR CHERRIES, THEY'RE VERY DIRTY MINDED AND SUSCEPTIBLE. There's Jaden's slimy tagalong girl, Neo Spacian Glow Moss and her mature form Twinkle Moss whose slimy body's already well lubed for action (PERVERTED MINDS, BEGONE! THE POWER OF VIRGINS COMPELS YOU!), Fairy Knight Ingunar or Nausicaä of the Valley of Wind, after a sex change and a few swordsmanship lessons. Oreo - time for dessert - Orea, the Sylvan High Arbiter as a majestic and fabulous Fruit Salad Phoenix, Tropius's cousin (pokemon), but i ain't running in my deck a grass/flying with x4 weakness to Ice! Queen of Thorns is what Mother nature would look like, and its effect represents what it would do to you each time you disrespect the environment, as in blasts you for a Super effective Solarbeam for 1000 damage. We also have the fan-made made into RL card Splendid Rose, which proves that Kids can make better cards than Konami, that is until Konami screwed this card's potential effect royally to sign it with their usual crappy work. "Eco, Mystical Spirit of the Forest", This humanoid Nature spirit made of vegetation will make sure you do not start any fire or burn damage on their lush green golf course, cause if you do, it'll bounce this damage back at you, before extinguishing this fire and safeguarding nature. Going on, there is Samsara Lotus, the first Flower to go Super Saiyan judging by her spiky petal hair, with an incredible power: it comes back from the dead each time, like Kenny of South Park, no matter how many times you kill it, it will find its way again to haunt you, and when it does: It will inflict 1000 damage to its controller, simply because it is pissed off at them for letting her die, just because it can revive doesn't mean it hurts any less or that she has no feelings you sick bastard! Also, we have Queen Angel of Roses and her sister Fallen Angel of Roses, one represents order and "system's justice", the other represents Chaos and Anarchy, two sides of the same coin. They fuse together to make "Rosaria, the Stately Fallen Angel", who embodies balance between two clashing halves, with full control over the whole thing, able to choose on its own which side to follow, be it the red Petals of order, the black roses of Anarchy, or an in-between path, without being bound by any prejudice on instinct, deciding on its own what is for the best, sometimes even transcending what people are indoctrinated to think of blindly as "PURE Good OR PURE evil". Also, this could represent the Fallen Angel Lucifer, with a pure appearance and different wings on each side, remember kids, Pure and light may not always be good, it can apply to both the sides you know, be it the self-righteous deities and gods, or the cast-away demons *History always favors the winner*. Same with darkness not being always evil, Noble Demons, not judging a book by its cover.... I also use the terms gods and demons symbolically, talking about beings people are taught from the start to see as good or bad, especially with a black and white mentality, with no analytical / critical bone whatsoever towards them. The line between good and bad is sometimes anything but clear. HOW DID A YUGIOH MEME BECOME A PHILOSOPHICAL INTERNET DEBATE? WAS I OFF MY MEDS AGAIN? Anyway, i decided to choose for No 1 this beauty: Phoenixian Cluster Amaryllis, the phoenix flower as me and my cousin called it. A flower of fire that can resurrect continuously (and self destruct, i think someone is either too influenced by Kamikazes or suicide bombing, but at least, they know that *Terminator Voice* "They'll be back"), while burning the opponent, with its own "lonefire blossom" called Phoenixian Seed. Too bad that for a level 8, it has only 2200 ATK, but Solidarity did wonders in the past, and sometimes, you just need to stall while burning LPs, winning without attacking is great - especially by fighting dirty and targeting sneakily your opponent instead of their monsters, Hiding cowardly behind all sorts of stall cards; All's fair in Duel monsters and war. EXCEPT EXODIA, I WILL RIP YOUR CARDS TO SHREDS, BURN THEM TO ASHES, FEED THEM TO WEEVIL, MAKE HIM SHIT THEM, MAKE YOU SWALLOW THEM, THEN THROW YOU ALL OVERBOARD TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NEVER FOUND AGAIN, SHOULD YOU USE THESE ANNOYING THINGS AGAINST ME.

21 - Psychic: Number 18: Heraldic Progenitor Plain-Coat: I didn't like the first psychics, they looked like a cybeorganic experiment with slugs, interdimensional demons or justin bieber fans went horribly wrong ,though jb fans would at least acquire some grey matter inside their empty skulls, not having any to begin with. I just backed away from these creepy abominations and set the whole store on fire to make sure they don't breed. How do they breed? They use the card "Multiply" of course! When a Power Injector and a Genetic woman love each other very much... The new ones, based on interdimensional and time travel are more my style. I liked mostly Silent Psychic Wizard, a samurai wizard with a Raiden-style hat (Mortal kombat) and a futuristic lance to slice enemies to shreds and prepare a mean sliced Sashimi. Mental seeker and Time escaper also seemed cool, one pulling pranks on people with his telekinetic powers, the other making sure they make a clean escape from their angry victims through time travel. Then there's Mewtwo in his Anime armor - Wait, that's not him? Armored Axon Kicker? How the hell did they not file a copyright lawsuit yet? Anyway, Hyper Psychic Blaster and his assault mode are cool genetically engineered cyborganic Super-soldiers, too bad for a synchro-phobe like me, summoning them was something with the appeal of memorizing every single phone number in the world by their owner's name's alphabetical order. Over Mind Archfiend, excellent design, i think they got the name and effect based on college students memorizing all sorts of crap for their exams, and then, exploding violently, releasing everything they have forcefully absorbed in their tortured minds. Chronomaly Crystal Chrononaut is inspired of ancient aliens people think are talked about in mayan and other other ancient cultures, and this card used by conspiracy theorists to tell us that Scientology is real and we are alien experiments, Go figure. No 74 Master of Blades is Strike Ninja who can now kill you with just his mind, like Tristan and his telekinesis Neck snapping, as if we needed to make that guy more dangerous. No 69 Heraldry Crest, it has nothing sexual unlike what its number says, except it looks like a uterus with necrosis. You need a really ANGRY Nigga alive to tame this beast of pure destruction, and No, Teenage angst is not a good substitute for rage, he'll just laugh at you and then swallow you whole all the way in its throat (No sexual innuendos). Its chaos form, Number C69 heraldry crest of horror, is RAGE INCARNATED, It won't put up with your shit, you cannot even come near enough to control this Mistake of nature, the only thing you can do, provided you have enough badassry for it not have turned you already into a dildo for its ass (wait, does this thing even have any holes?) for finding you unworthy and laughable, you can only point it at someone else and hope it is feeling in a good enough mood and finds you pathetically funny enough to let you live a little longer while it tears the life out of the victim. Number 8: Heraldic King Genom-Heritage, The persian centaur, What a majestic Beast, I MUST DESTROY IT! Meet the Beautiful lovechild of Arceus and Xerneas, go to it and try to caress this splendid creature, do not pay attention at the silky smooth hair tendrils wrapping around you and draining your very life fluids, memories and identity, turning you into a lifeless empty carcass while it is free to morph into you and steal your life. Now, for Top 1: Number 18: Heraldic Progenitor Plain-Coat! It's a bird! It's plane! It's a humanoid! It's a beast! A machine! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IT IS, FOR ALL I KNOW, IT COULD BE SOME SORT OF EVIL SAURON TOWER WITH A CYCLOPEAN BLACK HOLE THAT LEADS TO EQUESTRIA FOR AN EYE, AND IT IS WEARING THE RING OF SATURN DYED IN BABY BLUE AROUND ITS WAIST AS A BETROTHAL GIFT FROM DARTH VADER, BUT IT'S STILL SO MYSTERIOUS, ORIGINAL AND JUST FREAKING COOL! Gotta love Tron's Numbers.

22 Divine Beast: Ra. Mega Ultra Chicken in all its yellow curry glory, A curry so Hot it enables it to breath fire. Slifer is cool too, a red serpentine god whose size makes the stupidity of some look miniscule by comparison, and that's saying something. I bet he'd do a better job as an executive producer than some Konami retards, whom he should fire - Or breath fire on. Horakthy is beautiful, but good luck getting her on homefield, you need to get her to feel comfortable first with you by gaining her three fearsome bodyguards' trust (by presenting each three tributes of Booze, Mariguana and Bitches) and ONLY then, she'll MAYBE consider you a good FRIEND and show up. If you manage to score with her however, you won automatically the whole game of life. SIR, WE'RE BEING FLOODED WITH DOUBLE ENTENDRES! Obelisk: the Lovechild of a skinny (skeletal) top model mating with a Sumo Wrestler and a Gym-Bunny threesome-style, a Super Buff / Huge / Bony / Fugly Creature that brings death and fear wherever it steps (and on whomever it steps on). But this poor misunderstood cutie with puppy-dog-eyes (that turn you to stone) just wants to be loved.

23 Spell: Mask Change Second: Coolness: definition: A quick play spell that can be used in a pinch to turn your average joe monster into his Power ranger - Kamen Rider - Superhero ripoff form to kick some major ass, before getting their arrogant ass done cause they underestimated the enemy, then pleading your opponent's monsters for mercy and selling out to them, joining them on the quest to royally scewer your ass, then backstab them at the last moment and winning you the game, showing they were a spy all along, but then proceed to kick your ass with their new powers anyway and steal your rare cards to sell them on e-bay cause they were jerkasses all along. I liked Astral force as well, "RANK-UP! RANK-UP AGAIN! THEN RANK UP A LITTLE MORE! And to be sure that's enough, just rank-up one more time! Than do it all over again, but with more rank-ups!"

24: Trap: Jolt Counter: Scout's voice from TF2 (never played it): Too fast for you, buddy, haha, missed me, BAM, Going in for a touchdown! Oh, what's that? You're gonna mirror force me? BOING! Jolt Counter, Mutherfuckuh! Bet you can't out-speed me, can you - Is that a Wiretap trap card? Oh crap." *GRUESOME SCENE CENSORED* I loved the battlin' boxer theme with well-designed boxer monsters and their arsenal (like Counterpunch), this counter trap that is used when two monsters clash fists is pure win in my opinion, reflects how much Alito loves counter traps.
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