Homeself Picture

Your name is LEX and you are 18 YEARS OLD as of February the 23rd so let's just count it.

Your interests include ART, PARODIES OF TEH HOMESTUCKS, PAIRING THINGS LIKE A BITCH, STUFFED ANIMALS, MYTHOLOGY, and ANIMALS.

You are BISEXUAL with a VERY STRONG FEMALE PREFERENCE though you suppose PANSEXUAL would be more accurate. You don't even really care about teh SEX'EMS'UP ORGANS well except just that peepees are icky as long as the other person LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE and is willing to be on bottom.

You are a HOPELESS ROMANTIC and have a definite WHITE KNIGHT COMPLEX as all you really want is SOMEONE YOU CAN SAVE. You have a serious need for AFFECTION AND CUDDLING though not on a platonic level. Only romance will do. CONSENSUALITY is a BIG FUCKING DEAL to you.

You believe you can be the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER and, as you tend to act more like a GUY, people don't argue much.

You have a serious PAIN PHOBIA. Even the THREAT OF PAIN makes you FREAK OUT.

You like to write SELF BIOS, but you're NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. In fact, you put dumb things in slashthrough that you're positive are scaring people off.

Befitting of the KNIGHT OF HEART, you have ELEMENTS OF DUALITY to your personality. You switch from A PLETHORA OF SELF-CONFIDENCE to SEEING YOURSELF AS A MONSTER AND A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING frequently. Your GENDER IDENTITY is even split; you identify as a BOY much of the time but a GIRL the rest of the time.

>Professor Oak: "Are you a BOY or a GIRL?"

>Lex: "Yes."

Also, half of the time you identify as FURRY and half of the time you don't identify as ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR. Your favorite color swings between MAROON AND DEEP BLUE. You have an affinity both for MY LITTLE PONY and ZOMBIES.

You also LIKE TO ROLEPLAY HOMESTUCK PAIRINGS but ONLY WITH FRIENDS. I don't consider someone my friend if they haven't messaged me enough to get to know me. You DON'T BITE SO HURRY UP AND GET TO KNOW ME.

What will you do now?
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