Sam And His Magical Club Picture

My roommates at a camp I just attended and I were having a discussion about "Sam" from the store "Sam's Club." We determined that Sam must be a mythical creature, as no other explanation would make any sort of sense.

This is what we determined that the majestic beast that is Sam must look like. He was supposed to have more wing-ears, but it looked too cluttered.

Yes, before you ask, his knees are supposed to bend in an awkward way.
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