Spoof - Potter 5+6 spoilers Picture

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't dislike all fanfic. Some of it is actually quite fun/good. But some is just ridiculous. And this is a spoof of all that is ridiculous.

Inspiration is owed almost entirely to an anti-Harry Potter article. The author found all sorts of mythological support, including some about a god called Sirius: "Further, we discover that Sirius married his sister, Nephthys, according to the New Larousse Encyclopedia of Mythology, Prometheus Press, 1972, p. 21. Thus, Sirius committed the sin of Incest" Which implies that Sirius had a fling with Narcissa. Which would make Lucius very mad. And make Draco elope with Buckbeak.

The rest came from a chat with
The rest is self-explanatory. Oh, and that's a tomb, in case you can't tell... with our beloved Dumbles in it.

This was a random idea, and so it's not done very well... oh well.