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Percy Jackson and the Olympians commercials have driven me batty with their pervasiveness! I haven't read the book, so I won't knock on it... but DEAR GOD, DOES THE TRAILER MAKE IT REEK OF "I WISH I WAS HARRY POTTER"

Though mentioning being related to Poseidon as an "oh wow!" sort of thing my mind wander off...

If I have learned anything from Greek Mythology, it's that the Greek gods will bone anything with a pulse at least one time!

...the family trees are disturbing to say the least...

Poseidon and Zeus had at least 50 offspring each...
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