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This concept is taken from the graphic novel Box Office Poison by Alex Robinson (I've even borrowed the question from there). It's a wonderful book, following the lives of a group of young people in New York City, and sometimes the characters are asked questions like the one above.

I've asked this question to my versions of Athena, Hades, Hermes, Zeus and Eris.

Athena is referring to Erikhthonios, the child who was born from the earth and the sperm of Hephaistos. According to the myths, Athena kind of adopted him and brought him up unknown to the other gods.
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Flying Zeus
MYth: My Seasons P. 47