God of Lurrrrve Picture
Eros (AKA Cupid, AKA Angelo Montanari) is the predictably neglected product of Aphrodite and Ares affair. When Aphrodite remembers that he exists, she feels a twinge of guilt, and makes up for this by feeding him candy until he throws up all over everything. Eros is a derpy fat kid, perpetually eight, usually ignored. Perhaps because he can fly, he appears to have imprinted upon Hermes ([link]), and attempts with dogged consistency to follow him around.