Hephaestus' Hotrod Contest Picture

Making a contest for my "Hephaestus' Hotrod" as listed above.

As described above, all you have to do is make a witty 80 characters or less phrase to which I can describe said TF2 Hat, and you can win a free colored commission from me! (or non-colored if you're second place)

The deadline is August 20th 12:00 PM PST, so there's plenty of time to think of something for the contest.

Have fun with it
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Hephaestus Ch03-27
Hephaestus' Hotrod Contest
Hephaestus Ch03-12
Hephaestus: Ch03-Cover