Tartarus Picture

Tired of pushing boulders off a cliff?
Annoyed by those pesky grapes that are just out of reach?

Then you need our patented Tartarus Sauce! It can be used underneath the boulder to make it slide more easily, and can substitute water and food like nobody's business!

But wait! That's not all it can do! It can also be used to distract those pesky vultures from thinking you're supposed to be food. There's no need to reinvent the flaming wheel when Tartarus Sauce can painlessly douse those fires...

Plus, it tastes great on fish!

That is the most crazy description I've written this far, but I loved every second of writing it.

Apo + Chaotica
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