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Duuuude. Whatever dem greeks were on, I want some.

So we're reading this book in English about greek mythology. And this particular myth stroke me as... odd.
Persephone's kidnapping, yes?

Anyway, besides Athene, Hermes and Hephaestus the gods were all a bunch of assholes. Especially the twins.

Is it weird that I imagine Hades as some sort of underworld pimp?

That's Zeus up there, btw.
MYth: God of Underworld
Persephone in the Underworld
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