MYTHOLOGY IS SRS BSNS GUYS Picture

So I've got BEEF with the way the gods are represented in mythology fiction. Why do they have to be so doom and gloom and grrr and stoic and unendingly stiff? I mean seriously, you'd think if you've lived since like the dawn of civilization, maybe before, you'd be able to make a few jokes or even crack a smile every once and a while. GODS AREN'T VAMPIRES GUYS. /lol rant I'm not actually all that invested in tbh

But yeah, if you follow my art (and if you do thankyouthankyouthankyouiloveyou <3) you'll probably see more stuff like this because I'm working on a project involving modern mythology and the gods are in it running around and being knobs and stuff.

HERE WE HAVE ANUBIS AND SEKHMET on a random let's go with tuesday. Not looking particularly divine. I like sticking them together because they come off as pretty opposite in myth beyond the whole feline/canine thing. She's a violent drunk, he's a chilltastic guide. They're nomming fancy feast and dog treats, and he's also texting his brother because yeah why not.

Sekhmet's weave won the war.

THE STORY THEY'RE TAKING PART IN (C) ME
SILLINESS (C) ME
ORIGINAL MYTH (C) HISTORY
The Shark Lords
Fangs and Fears
MYTHOLOGY IS SRS BSNS GUYS
Perseus-Majapahit Version
Fable, The Ancient of History and Mythology