Magazines for Gods Picture

So about half of the Greek myths start out with somebody saying something rude, a god hearing it and getting offended. Therefor, gossip magazines. Anybody have suggestions for other magazines or tabloids that I should parody?

Edit: Oh, now I see a spelling error in Paciphae's name. I'll fix that, but I don't think I can be bothered to take a new screen-shot of it.
Character Survey: Kay
Magazines for Gods
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