monster waifu challenge Picture

sup guys! *FULL VIEW PLZ*

I was drinking a nice cup of tea yesterday, destroying some clans in the chilean servers of RO (that's Ragnarok Online for you, n00bz0rs). in synthesis, having a good time.

then some other guy posted an URL. it leaded to 4chan, but i couldn't resist the curiosity. this image was in that thread.

NOW THE RRURRUS!(rules)
1. go to this link
[link]
there you'll find the True Random Number Generator on the right side. put 0 as the min and 99 as the max. the resulting number is the number of your monster waifu
2. you'll write a fic about that monster.
3. you're going to comment in this deviation after you write it!
4. 'so ronery' means "rejection"

NOT EVEN THE LAME PHOTOSHOP IN THIS PIC IS MINE, I JUST FOUND IT IN THE INTERNET HELLHOLE. I'M POSTING IT FOR THE LULZ!.
the images in this pic are copyright of their respective owner(s)

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BTW mine's 73 Goblin. A girl who likes fighting, loot villages and steal chests? Man, ain't me the lucky guy!
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