Percy Jackson Reactions Picture

This is a series of reactions I drew while *chili19 and I were watching Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief on DVD.

1:
Right at the opening, we are reminded that 20th Century Fox is now celebrating its 75 years in the movie business.

CHILI: 75 years…?

DARK: (celebrates)


2:
We see one of the Olympian gods, specifically Poseidon the god of the sea played by Daniel Craig from the new James Bond movies.

CHILI: Daniel Craig is Poseidon…?

DARK: Double-oh-Sea…

(Note, Chili is not really a fan of Daniel Craig, but I just couldn’t ignore this joke)


3:
We are now being introduced to the main character; Percy Jackson played by Logan Lerman whose stays under water in a swimming pool for a long period of time.

CHILI: Jeez, that kid sure loves to bath.

DARK: Is he the… SON OF POSEIDON?


4:
We see that high school life isn’t really a paradise for our young hero, as we see two other students literally beating the crap outta eachother.

CHILI: What kind of high school is this?

DARK: The Charlie Manson High?


5:
Percy is not having a great time at home either, since his mother is married to Joe Pantoliano and thus his life officially sucks.

CHILI AND DARK: *singing* EXPOSITION EXPOSITION~


6:
Now shit is really blowing into Percy’s face, when his totally bitchy substitute teacher Mrs Dodds reveals that there is much more into her…

CHILI: I always knew that the teacher was a bitch…

DARK: But jeez… A fury?


7:
It is revealed that Percy’s cripple and black best friend Grover played by Brandon T. Jackson is not only Percy’s lifetime bodyguard but he totally kicks sleazy stepdad’s asses with his crutches.

CHILI: The black guy is guarding the white dude…?

DARK: That was… new


8:
Percy is running away to a safe location with his mom and best friend/kickass bodyguard in their car who reveals the reason why he’s crippled only not really, when they are suddenly attacked by…

CHILI: A MINOTAUR!!

DARK: And the black guy is half a goat… wait…


9:
Percy manages to defeat the minotaur by stabbing it with his own horn.

CHILI AND DARK: PWN’D!!


10:
While settling in the summer camp for demi gods and other mythological creatures (don’t ask), Percy sees Annabeth, daughter of Athena played by Alexandra Daddario doing her typical morning exercise: Beating the crap out of extra cast member while looking totally sexy. And as you can imagine, the greek side of Percy gets the hots of her.

CHILI: Oh jeez, a hot girl kicking ass.

DARK: It will NEVER work


11:
Percy discusses with Chiron the Centaur, played by Pierce Brosnan about the threat of war between the greek gods since they believe that Percy has stolen Zeus’ lightning rods and how the world may end and so on…

CHILI: Wow, they put a lot of shit on him…

DARK: Subtlety much?


12:
Percy finds himself being in the real-life version of “capture the flag” and lotta kick ass fighting…

CHILI AND DARK: BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER!!
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