DR: Papa Didn't Preach Picture

I’ve been hearing some talk that my lack of a divine parent is a disadvantage, but I would counter that with the fact that with my intelligence I earned myself the patronage of Athena, goddess of wisdom. If you are so overconfident of your parentage, tell me five facts about your godparent. NOW camper NOW.

Just because they aren't historical/mythological facts doesn't make them any less true.

Cyrus. Bitter since birth.

He's not particularly over confident, but he likes to bitch to anyone who will listen.....And probably doesn't actually think Phobos is paying attention to him.

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