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THE BIRDS by Aristophanes, Part 22

Is it the fall of day? Is it no later than that?
This is getting dull!
What is Zeus doing? Is he dispersing the clouds or gathering them?
Watch out for yourself!
Come, I will raise my mask.
Ah! my dear Prometheus!
Sh! Sh! speak lower!
Why, what's the matter, Prometheus?
Sh! sh! Don't call me by my name; you will be my ruin, if Zeus
should see me here. But, if you want me to tell you how things are
going in heaven, take this umbrella and shield me, so that the gods
don't see me.
I can recognize Prometheus in this cunning trick. Come, quick
then, and fear nothing; speak on.
Then listen.
I am listening, proceed!
Zeus is done for.
Ah! and since when, pray?
Since you founded this city in the air. There is not a man who now
sacrifices to the gods, the smoke of the victims no longer reaches us.
Not the smallest offering comes! We fast as though it were the
festivall of Demeter. The barbarian gods, who are dying of hunger, are
bawling like Illyrians and threaten to make an armed descent upon
Zeus, if he does not open markets where joints of the victims are
What! there are other gods besides you, barbarian gods who dwell
above Olympus?
If there were no barbarian gods, who would be the patron of
And what is the name of these gods?
Their name? Why, the Triballi.
Ah, indeed! 'tis from that no doubt that we derive the word
Most likely. But one thing I can tell you for certain, namely,
that Zeus and the celestial Triballi are going to send deputies here
to sue for peace. Now don't you treat with them, unless Zeus
restores the sceptre to the birds and gives you Basileia in marriage.
Who is this Basileia?
A very fine young damsel, who makes the lightning for Zeus; all
things come from her, wisdom, good laws, virtue, the fleet, calumnies,
the public paymaster and the triobolus.
Ah! then she is a sort of general manageress to the god.
Yes, precisely. If he gives you her for your wife, yours will be
the almighty power. That is what I have come to tell you; for you know
my constant and habitual goodwill towards men.
Oh, yes! it's thanks to you that we roast our meat.
I hate the gods, as you know.
Aye, by Zeus, you have always detested them.
Towards them I am a veritable Timon; but I must return in all
haste, so give me the umbrella; if Zeus should see me from up there,
he would think I was escorting one of the Canephori.
Wait, take this stool as well.
(PROMETHEUS leaves. PITHETAERUS goes into the thicket.)
CHORUS (singing)
Near by the land of the Sciapodes there is a marsh, from the
borders whereof the unwashed Socrates evokes the souls of men.
Pisander came one day to see his soul, which he had left there when
still alive. He offered a little victim, a camel, slit his throat and,
following the example of ODYSSEUS, stepped one pace backwards. Then
that bat of a Chaerephon came up from hell to drink the camel's blood.
(POSIDON enters, accompanied by Heracles and TRIBALLUS.)
This is the city of Nephelococcygia, to which we come as
ambassadors. (To TRIBALLUS) Hi! what are you up to? you are throwing
your cloak over the left shoulder. Come, fling it quick over the
right! And why, pray, does it draggle in this fashion? Have you ulcers
to hide like Laespodias? Oh! democracy! whither, oh! whither are you
leading us? Is it possible that the gods have chosen such an envoy?
You are undisturbed? Ugh! you cursed savage! you are by far the most
barbarous of all the gods.-Tell me, Heracles, what are we going to do?


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